Urinary Position

I apologize for posting in this forum as a male, but I had a curiosity to satisfy:

A few years ago, I ran across a website extilling the vitues and techniques of teaching women to urinate in a full, upright standing position. Recently, the proprietor (proprietress?) of that site changed the page in order for her to better sell her little plastic device to aid females in this practice, but there are still sites (like www.myvag.net/pee/standing) out there explaining the "natural" technique.

To you females on the forum, my questions on this are as follows:

• How widespread is the practice of urinating while standing?
• Have you aver tried it, and if so, when and how often?
• How do you feel about the discussion of this? (disgusted? intrigued? etc.)
• Any related stories to share?

 

I have seen these little plastic devices, they're totally pracical for urinating at places where you simply don't want to sit down.

 

I tried to pee while standing once and I don't think I made a drop of pee into the toilet.

 

rofl.

Woman, nicely done!!

I've tried squatting. That works well, but it can be difficult - especially when you are drunk.

 

I squat not stand when using public toilets, at big parties, never at home or other trusted toilets, it's a sanitary issue with me.
Usually successful but there have been times where the skin is folded in such a way that the urine runs down my thigh, very frustrating when that happens.

I don't find it all that difficult, actually easier than lining the seat with toilet paper but I do find it easier when my legs are strong than when I'm in my worst of conditions. There's more spray than with men and I raise the seat or I wipe it if I forget.

 

you know, public toliets aren't as germy as you think.

 

When I see dry droplets of urine on the seats I'm not so inclined to use them. Seems like others squat too but with the seat down.

 

squatting while urinating is really bad for you as you might not empty your bladder completly and could get an infection.

 

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Then lick the seat of one, nasty. I know the ones here have been peed on as well as bled on. I use the seat covers....they may not help much, but I feel good that I won't catch something.

 

Yes, crouching over the toilet leads to incomplete bladder emptying and can lead to urinary tract infections among other things.

I am so sick of walking into a bathroom and seeing urine all over the seat. I have to clean up enough of that with my son, I really dont want to have to clean up after adult women!! If you must crouch, please clean the seat off!!

 

Practice in the shower, and you can get good at standing to pee without leaving a big gross mess(plus urine is a natural antifungal ). It's one of those "skills" that people don't really talk much about, but can be very useful at times. I've never had to do it in an actual restroom, but hiking on trecherous ground where I didn't want to squat, slip and fall. It can be very useful in extended periods of primitive living.

 

I keep hearing similar statements from women about finding urine on the seat ... PLEASE help me understand something:

Why don't women LIFT the seat before "crouching?"​

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Yes! Why dont they? ?

I'd like to put a sign up the in bathroom stating "If you squat over the toilet, lift the seat or clean up your mess."

 

Burger King soda straw should do the trick and they give them away MCdee as well.

 

I pee while standing up most of the time, not into toilets, but outside. I dont have plumbing at home, so, it is often. I squat once in a while too. One key to not dribbling is to kind of stick your butt out a little, with knees slightly flexed. It seems a womans anatomy, at least mine, is designed to direct the urine away from the body in a most efficient manner.

 

LOL: If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.

I too don't understand why this is so difficult for people do to do. I personally am not able to squat and pee at the same time. I can squat with 130lbs on my back, but I cannot squat and pee and manage to get any pee in the toilet. And because I choose not to walk around with piss all over my jeans, I just sit on the goddamn seat. Of course I always wipe it off first with some TP even if I don't see anything.

I mean come on most of you people all eat at fast food places and you are worried about getting something on your butt? Which I'm assuming you wash every day. People put so much more shit in their bodies than could ever hurt them by sitting on a toilet seat trust me.

 

Do you know how much I admire you right now?

 

*if you twinkle on the seaty, be a sweety, wipe the seaty*

 

Tee-hee. I feel like such a rugged outdoorswoman! *flexes biceps like the righteous babe she tries to be*