The Corny Joke Thread!

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away. Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."

 

haha, that sounds more of a true story then a joke

 

lmfao... that is the best one.

 

hahahahahha! that's so funny

 

I hate to admit it but some of those are pretty funny....


Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

(this is the only joke I know, sadly)

 

Here's probably the worst joke I've heard, my dad told me not long ago...

My dad was checking out books at a library. The librarian smirked and said.. "My, you must have really wanted these books..."
Dad: "Hunh?"
Librarian: "I mean, you came allll the way over here!"
Dad: "...."

My dad was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you see... ha, ha