I have a massive tool

who wants to touch it?



I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH IT!?!?!

 

Your a spaz.

By the looks of your avatar and signature pic, I can only assume that you enjoy debating yourself?

 

I didn't ask for a god damned pychological analysis.

 

He does! But don't pressure him to talk about it. He might get irate, or send you pictures of his crusty sock collection. Or bring out the dictionary of outright fucked up sexual terms.

And Ganja, that's fucking hot. I'll touch your monkey....wrench.

 

I'd like you to work on my plumbing with your tool.

 

give it a little smack

 

it seems to be leaking...... theres a huge puddle under you

 

It's not a "mud" puddle is it?

 

.

 

Do not forget to dip your tool in some protection....

 

be careful with that stuff, I got a hole it my handle one time

 

This fucking shit, is the funniest fucking shit, and the funniest fucking shit is thee.
I love you guys.

 

even me? impossible.....

 

so? its up for some rubbing again..... stroke it gently and then let your frustrations loose on it.

 

well I have loads of things you could do with that around my place
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do you have any loose pipes that need cranked tight? or any empty holes that need some pipe dope on them? it also has that ability.

 

I have holes every where that need sorting out
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a hole that is dripping fluids out of it is in need of a plugging. I've got a remedy for that too.

 

I have a large one dripping brown funny stuff all over the floor
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ooooooohhhhhhhhhh someones got the squirts? :drool: thats a delicacy where I come from..... :H