Fear and Loathing in... Toronto?

The other night me and my friend Jamie jumped on a GO bus from where we live in Hamilton to Toronto. The Smaller Big Apple. We went because his 28 year old married girlfriend was having a birthday the next day, so she invited us and told us she'd meet us at the bus terminal when we arrive. So, I told Jamie that if he paid for my bus ticket (just under $20), I'd bring 2g's of the best weed ever, a pack of smokes, and a 40 of beer.

We didn't really think about getting searched before the bus ride until we actually got to the station, but I figured it wasn't going to be a big deal if they caught us with the weed and beer because Jamie is 19 (beer) and I figured I could sweet talk our way through the weed ordeal. Luckily, we never got searched, and boarded the bus.

Upon arrival about 45 minutes later (at 10:00pm), we get out and decide to have a smoke and walk around, and Jamie's girlfriend would call his cell phone.

An hour and a half later, we're still walking around with the full 40 and the 2g's. I finally convince Jamie that she's not showing up, so we should make the best of it, so we decided to roll up the 2g's into a blunt and then leave on the first bus in the morning.

Now, I can't believe how hard it was to find a bluntwrap in a city with over 2,500,000 people. We went to about 6 convenience stores (yeah right, convenience) and we find a store with a measly selection of Chocolate Chip or Strawberry. We chose strawberry and went to roll it up.

We found a suitable place near some sort of fountain with 3 arches over top of it. So, we pulled out the beer bag and i rolled it on top of that. It was a pretty nice blunt for being done probably 50 feet away from a main street (Richmond Street for locals). We decide to smoke it beside the fountain with all the other waste-oids there.

I got soooooooo fucking ripped, it was incredible. I remember walking down a few main streets which were completely lined with gang-affiliates (haha).

I had a smoke in my hand and we were crossing a street when a chick comes out from a group of gangsters and asks me for a smoke. I was way too stoned to stop immediately, so i just kept on walking and all we could hear was "AWWW HELLLL NAW! THAT NIGGA JUST WALKED RIGHT PAST ME!" I think I heard someone say "Lets go get him" but we never looked back and never got jumped so it was all good.

We decided to look for Speakers Corner and say something stupid because we were so obviously ripped. So, we walked around for like 2 hours and actually went right past the place a few times. When we finally got there, we were still really fuckin stoned but we decided not to go in since we had only 5 bucks left and decided to spend it on breakfast.

Probably 10 minutes later, we walked to a hotdog booth and my friend blew all the money on a burger and fries. I was feeling really green so I went to sit down and Jamie (he's an idiot) kept offering me food til I finally puked.

Now, I was really fuckin high so we decided to go back to the bus station and just sleep and wait for the bus to come. I never drank the 40 but we got on the next bus the next morning.

Fun Night.

 

Funny story. Congrats on the bomb ass weed. The part about the person asking for a smoke was hilarious

 

lol i was expecting something more intense from the name of the thread...
that kinda sounds more like an average night in t-dot lol

 

Yeah it's probably less than what I wouldve done had I not puked and had I a place to stay overnight...

And hey my city only has 28,000 people so its fucked up out there

 

Sounds like a fun night, but for some reason I was expecting some psychedelics to be thrown into the mix, based on the thread title.

Sounds like a decent enough night though. At least the trip wasn't a waste, you still got to have a good time even though the girl didn't show up.