Smuterina and xmudpuddle thread

now im sure everyone isnt tired of this, oh so interesting topic that i thought i make yet another thread.

This ones for you LuckyStripe

 

shoulda deadicated it to warmhandedcanadian, she may not be online currently, but hse was So annoyed....

 

Peddling online anger management courses?

 

Thank you Zac, sweetie.

So how have you been lately?

 

This thread isn't about them. It's really about me.

 

No but if you wanna give me a gift anyways you can.

 

Haha. thanks.. very cute... Reminds me of my magical rubber ducky. I love him very much.

 

Correct,

 

Hey, wasn't there some comedian named Shucky Ducky?

 

I figured as much.

 

So, was it supposed to be a prank?
Because, if it was, it didn't quite work out.
Maybe she was attempting to throw the boob pics off on someone else because I know somewhere there was mention of her posting her boobs. Maybe the idea was to pretend she posted someone else's boobs because she regretted doing it later.
Hell, I have no idea.

 

Hell I wish I was a girl.. You guys are so plugged in!

Skidrowgirl, I can make you love my songs!

 

Eh, stupid AOL keeps telling me it can't play the song because some server is down. I despise AOL.

 

Violent Delight - I Wish I was a Skidrowgirl


I wish I was a girl
(Uhhh)
I wish I was a girl
(Girl, girl, girl)
I wish I was a girl
(WHY?)

I wish I was a girl so I'd see more tits
I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit
I only have a dick that's quite hairy
My ass is too, that's kinda scary

I wish I was a girl
I wish I was a girl

I don't care about the blood, I don't care about the pain
Cos being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain
Cost being a guy can be really boring
And cross dressing just isn't my thing

Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To fell my clit as it gets.........

But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more
Cos I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door
I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits
But I wouldn't really care cos I would have massive tits
I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time
I'd get a better job when performing 69
Cos being a girl would be so cool
Cos when you cum you don't leave a pool

I wish I was a girl

Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To fell my clit as it gets.........
Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To fell my clit as it gets.........

Mother

Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..

WHY?!!

Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To fell my clit as it gets.........
Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To fell my clit as it gets.........
Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To fell my clit as it gets.........

 

How romantic.