Talk Like A Pirate

Tomorrow's Talk Like A Pirate Day...

How cool of a day is that?

 

im diggin it.

 

Aaarrgg, I call that a great day, matie!

 

what, put on a south-west english accent?

 

I remember when I observed this day last year.

 

I Hope This Is'nt Mainstream News.

 

article with music about Blackbeard
http://www.vleonica.com/blkbeard.htm

a list of 30 or pirates and their stories
http://www.vleonica.com/pirates.htm

 

wow that's rad

i think i'm gonna observe it tommorow

 

(Walks in dressed in a smock, straw hat chewing some wheat.)

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night,
(Oo-arr-oo-arr)

 

arrrrrrrghhhh, wench, where be my swashbuckling blade? Swab duh decks, polish dem cannonballs. Be quick about it an don't give me none of yo hoho quiverin lip or yull be walkin the plank skank!

 

avast maties, be thar any fine swashbuckling lassies to quench my "thirsts" today, or be ye all fearful landlubbers?



(they dont call be long john because of my hight)

 

thats yorkshire farmer, not pirate...


(yorkshire is in northern England btw)

 

Arrrg, I am celarbatin this herrrr day. Aie!

Aaaarrggg.

 

Yo, like let's blaze Ls and cap some seagulls with our glocks and homies.... arrrrghhhh

 

Arrrrggg, Ghetto Pirate!

Don't pop a cap in this landlubber!!!

 

Bitch?... get in my escalade and fornicate with random people and what have you?

 

That's a question?

 

arr, i be not understanding yer lack of pirate speak

 

Gaaarrrrg, it was my disguise.

Were ambushin' the navy right now.

Arrrrg.