Honestly, tell me what your first impression about the virus was. Did you think about a computer virus or a real-life parasite or bacteria that cause a sickness in your body?
a stomach virus that gives you the shits like crazy.... like liquid shits that won't stay in no matter how hard you clench your cheeks
I wondered which one actually. I didn't assume either, but I thought it would most likely be a computer virus, since this is an Internet message board.