Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, mates!

Ahoy there, all ye landlubbers.

T'day be th' 19th o' Septembre; therefore, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Look it up if ye dern't be believin' me, but mark me words: ye'd be missin' out on a day full o' fun!
So come on all ye! Gather all yer mates an' 'ave a splice on th' mainbrace with yer favourite grog!
Sing th' pirate songs all ye lad's and lassies, an' dern't stop speakin' like a pirate.
T'day be a day for drinks and fun, song singin' and partyin' just like em' REAL pirates! Arr!
Dress up an' 'ave yerself a grand all time, mates!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life fer me!!

Avast all ye addlepates! Be safe and watch out fer em' krakins.


Yer jolly cap'n an' pirate lass,
~Cap'n Sway