were gonna die so lets fook

if everyone in the world was gonna die and you had the chance to fuck someone/something what would it be?

 

Think I'd stick with my trusty old hoover attachment, we know where we are with each other, nobody gets hurt and frankly I couldn't take the emotional upheaval of a last night stand with a strange new machine

 

Dolphins:

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

 

I think I would just settle for one last good rogering with my long term partner
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If Taz was still alive then the answer's obvious. But if she'd already been taken out by the disaster that's soon going to claim my life, then I guess my right hand's seen me through worse times....

 

Yeah, hopefully my boy would still be alive and be able to make it to 20 miles back home. And if not, well, as Sal said, we all have hands for a reason...

 

My hand. Always has and always will be!

 

I'd fuck my own sense of self-importance.

 

my bf and anyone else that wanted to join in

 

HAHAHA! ahem. I'd fuck the nearest pink thing. Preferably a woman, but hey! It's my last fuck, might as well experiment!

 

Haha nearest pink thing, does that include a pink bath robe or a pair of slippers, or perhaps a watermelon?

 

if we were all gonna die? for real?

hmm... it'd have to be an orgy involving The Queen, Hyacinth Bucket, Little Jimmy Kranky, Dame Edna Everage and The Wurzels....

And after i got through taking pics of that lot (insurance in case the world don't end after all) ....... I'd prolly just fuck whoever was holding the nearest bottle o' booze

 

trust you Oz

 

They are all on the list... I did say I was willing to experiment! hehe