How come guys are so paranoid?

My gf beats me up

 

hahaha, yeah me too.

its the fish slapping dance.

 

Im sure you would flinch every time she got mad..........

 

she beat up a professional pitcher. the guy was 6 foot 6, and she whooped his ass.

 

Why do women always throw every guy into the same stereotypical class? Not every guy cheats and lies, not every guy is a pussy. Some of us listen to the things women say, and are willing to compromise instead of always fighting. We don't all think that women are peices of meat, and we don't all get egotistical if treated nicely.

 

Hippy is my new best friend. How come the guys I deal with don't feel that way? Seriously, I get so much attitude and ego from them it's ridiculous. I need a guy who is more calmed down and isn't just waiting for a fight when there isn't one coming. Always on the defensive, and that alone shows their guilt right there.
I've dealt with some real winners, I tell you. Guys that will look you square in the face and lie the whole time.
Men who will practically be on top of another girl, and telling you you're imagining things for thinking it.
I could understand if I was checking his cell phone for numbers or going through his pants pockets or searching his car or something.
My brother dated a girl who did that and it was annoying.
The last guy I was with was with somebody else and I found it out.
He never would admit it, claimed I was insecure and jealous.
I had all kinds of evidence, too. I swear.

 

well you date the wrong guys.

thats what happens when you date "bad boys" and yet every girl seems to love bad boys

 

Damnit, crappie, why you always got to be right?
I admit it, I've dated the bad ones and it sucked.
Crappie is my therapist now, I've decided.

 

No shit- and they always will.

 

Im going to take dr phil's place on national tv.

 

because girls hit and don't get in trouble for it.

 

Because Jester showed me some "tricks" last night.

 

Women tend to hit and act out violently when they become angered. This get further complicated during certian times of hormone issues comming into the equation.


There is nothing in this world more vengefull than a woman who is angered by somebody.

Moral of the story, DONT PISS THEM OFF!

 

I never hit guys. I'm so non violent.
I just don't believe in being violent with someone.

 

i prefer to blow their cars up

 

i was raised never to hit a man...because i'd so totally get my ass kicked HARD and no sympathy from the 'rents.

 

Yay!!! I needed a new best friend. My old one is always bitching about one thing or another.

 

i know it's all kinds of fucked up, but i can't help but think to myself "surely the guy in the picture isn't the one they were chasing!!! is that a joke picture?"

but then i think, well, it is a catholic school, and those girls are desperate. reminds me of when i went to NTC in san diego for my oldest brother's boot camp graduation...jesus, i've never felt so wanted in my entire life.

 

I think Jester would probably like me as a person if he ever met me in real life. He'd realize I'm just a big old jokester.
I'd hope he wouldn't try and make me beg or roll over for real though, because I make a better cat than a dog.
Prrrrrrrrr.
hahaha.

 

I've never hit a guy. The worse I have ever done is block somone trying to hit me or push someone if they are holding me hostage or physically harming me...hah I think I need to look for more stable partners.