Random Favorite Movie Quote Thread

"a mental mind fuck can be nice."-rocky horror

Jesus: Did I ever tell you I used to read feet?
Jeffrey: You used to... what?
Jesus: Some people read palms or tea leaves. I read feet. Look what it says!
[looks at Jeffrey's foot]
Jesus: Ahh, it says "Rejoice."
Jeffrey: [looking at his foot] It says "Keds."
-Godspell

Clementine: Joel, I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours.
Joel: I remember that speech really well.
Clementine: I had you pegged, didn't I?
Joel: You had the whole human race pegged.
Clementine: Probably.
Joel: I still thought you were going to save me. Even after that.
-Eternal sunshine

 

Yaba Daba Doo - Fred Flintstone

 

Raver: I'd like to buy a vowel.
Cliff: 'E' or 'A'?
Raver: 'A'.
Raver 2: Tell him what he's won.
Cliff: An all-expense-paid trip to your cerebral cortex. Thanks for playing

 

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
-forest gump

 

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was to convince the world he didn't exist"
Kaiser Soze - The Usual Suspects

 

Vincent: you want some bacon?
Jules: Na man I dont eat meat.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Na I aint Jewish I just dont dig on swine thats all...

 

MMMMHMMMM This is a tasty burger... Mind if I have some of your, Cool beverage to wash this burger down?........ WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE, LOOK LIKE? ahh hes big, black, DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? nooo, SO WHYD U TRY TO FUCK HIM LIKE A BITCH BRETT? HUH? WHYD YOU TRY TO FUCK HIM, MARCELLUS WALLACE DOESENT LIKE TO B FUCKED BY ANYONE BUT MISSUS WALLACE... DO YOU READ THE BIBLE BRETT? WELL THERES THIS PASSAGE I GOT MEMORISED........

 

ahaha... pulp fiction rules!!
*goes to watch pulp fiction*

 

Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they hand the Captain their pistols]

 

It's great watching films where you've been on all the streets they're shooting on...

 

Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978! - Rentboy

Trainspotting

 

I wish i was archie gemmel, i honestly do

Im gonna get his name printed on the back of my '78 scotland shirt




"we were sent to do you"

beavis and butthead do america

 

I <3 Forrest Gump !!

 

"I am the Walrus."-Donny.