remember bird? i just wanted everyone to know, so this way he can't scam me and not send me my tree, since i'm now back in california and have a mailing address. i can't wait to be climbing my lemon tree, naked and eating lemons picked fresh.
let me remind you you made a thread that said " bird will send you a lemon for every word not posted here." i didn't post a single word.. so i figured it'd be easier to send me a lemon tree than to try and count all the words i didn't post. sooo.. what kinda lemon tree will you be sending me?
i want my lemon tree. i even promised to climb it nude and take pics.. your loss if i don't get my tree... i would have posted those pics
I think you should send me the naked photographs first. I need some proof of that before I send you a lemon tree.
dear bird, i'm writing to you in this bright color, because i know how much you love bright colors. i love lemons. i also love lemon trees. i'd love to climb a lemon tree of my own naked one day. if you could possibly PM me for my mailing address, we can get this transaction over with quickly. love, boogabaah