I do not like penises

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by lynsey, Sep 19, 2006.

  1. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    lol @ olehippie. :D
     
  2. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    i think that means you are (or possibly are) asexual... since a=not or anti
     
  3. denimstar

    denimstar edge of darkness

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    Good luck on finding someone sans penis, vagina, feet & doesn't like to kiss or mind you drinking and doing pills.
     
  4. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    hah! you have no idea, do you sweetie?
     
  5. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    but I get horny once and awhile and all the time when I am fucked up.. I do love starfish though. IS that relevant? It's early :).
     
  6. denimstar

    denimstar edge of darkness

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    I'm not sure your all talking about the same kind of starfish.
     
  7. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    wow, lynsey. those are some very interesting comments there. i don't know what to say. i don't enjoy looking at them just for the sake of looking at them. but i love the hell out of them when i'm turned on. hmmmm.
     
  8. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    Foul!

    Yall have better drugs than moi... *frown*


    Suppose I've developed a tolerance to asprin...
     
  9. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    I hate to sound like dr drew here, but, were you sexually traumatized when you were younger??
     
  10. Biggen

    Biggen Banned

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    A real piece of work...
     
  11. Weaveworld

    Weaveworld wayward

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    Everyone's sexual organs are unfamiliar, if they aren't your own...How do you feel about your own?

    ...I'm still trying to fathom the starfish comment.
     
  12. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    I dislike my own emensley
     
  13. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    Yeah I've done that before and don't like it. I have a hard time with anything beyond hugging.

    Thanks a lot. It's just not something you can fix and it makes me hesistant to jump into any relationships with anyone no matter how charming the guy is. I was in a long distance relationship for a long time and liked it because it was 'sexually safe' even though it was the most dangerous relationship I had ever been in both physically and emotionaly. I knew exactly when I would have sex and that it would be for x amount of days and that was fine and I was perfectly fine with putting up with the abuse as long as I didn't have to move there or him here, which would mean having sex on a regular basis.
    I'm in another long distance relationship right now but we plan to see each other each month and it's too much for me and I wish it wasn't because I find him so sexy and smart and powerful career wise.

     
  14. Weaveworld

    Weaveworld wayward

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    ... not much fun. :(

    I hope you can find happiness either way. :)

    Were you talking starfish the metaphor, or starfish the sealife? Was an odd comment.
     
  15. BuffFilmBuff

    BuffFilmBuff Member

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    This sounds like a really unpleasant and inconvenient problem. Counseling might be helpful.
     
  16. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    It's a sea star people...not a starfish. :D

    And I like penises. They are to play with. :D
     
  17. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    Good for you... *s*
     
  18. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    I'm doing it and it's helping. They say I need to not date which is fine. I broke up with my rich, Exectutive b oyfriend who lives on a vineyard because he's great in person but doesn't provide me with what I need in a long distance relationship. I can't go from the offers of shopping sprees and expensive wine and the most affection I've ever had in my life for well basically nothing and I don't have the energy to play the games I need to to reel him back in so it's over and I am really sad and am feeling way down. I haven't been this upset since the Jan before last when I emotionaly ended things with my bf at the time. I had to go get some tranqs this morning, I cried over a boy for the first time in almost a year. I wish Bob did something to be an asshole so it would make this easier and I could forget about him...sigh. yeah bad mental health day.
     
  19. Night_Owl49

    Night_Owl49 Since 2006

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    I know how those go....:(
     
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