i was sitting in german class the other day, ya know, just sitting. and the dude behind me was talking to some kid next to him. all of a sudden i hear him say. "yea man, im on lsd!" i was surprised. the other day he had said he only drinks and who the fuck would be dumb enough to trip in school, then brag about it. so i turn around and say "shit man, your on acid?" he yells "FUCK NO YOU FOOL!!! IM NOT CRAZY!! im on the Lancer Swim and Dive. our schools mascot is a lancer. i started cracking up and that made my german class a little bit less dull
