so close to gettin caught!

tonight my parents went out to a meeting for my school and i knew they were going to be gone for about 2 hrs so i thought alright enough time to sneak out and meet up with my bud and smoke a bowl. My bro who is in 7th grade was still home and i couldnt let him kno so i sneaked out. while i was gone he tried to come find me in the house and couldnt and freaked. he called my dad and made him come home! weird thing is while im gone i suddenly have this feeling that i need to leave. so i do. i get back and my bro is frantic! i tell him i was in my room listening to music on my ipod and i couldnt hear him. he believed it. about 2 min after i was home my dad got home! i told him the same story and got off! shit closest moment in my life

 

Yea dude shit like that is scary. I was sittin on my porch which is right outside my room smoking a joint one night this summer and I thought I heard movement inside so I quick put the joint out and into my pocket and went back into my room. All the sudden my dad opens the door and I told him I was sitting on the porch listening to music but shit, had I waited another 30 seconds he would have been watching me smoke a joint.

 

i almost got caught today, when i came home from school i told my mom i was taking a nap but instead i smoke a few bowls quitly, well my window is right by the deck so my mom walks out on the deck to water the plants or some shit and i make a dive for the ground but i notice my bong is on my desk which would be in plain sight so i reach for the bong barley get it, well i ended up spilling all the bong water on me but i was out of sight of my mom just in time, im luckily i had a towel also

 

Closest call I ever had:

I was gonna go outside and smoke a bowl and I had to walk through the kitchen where my mom was washing some stuff in the sink. I had the pipe in my hand and as I'm walking through the kitchen I fucking dropped my glass bowl filled with weed onto the floor. Luckily it didn't break it bounced but so I dropped it and just said "oops!" picked it up and quick started kicking the weed under the door hahahahhahha. She never even turned around to look but still if she woulda looked right when I dropped it I was toast.

 

ur so irresponsible. its alright i assume ur young and dumb like the rest of us were

 

Me or the guy who posted this?