Tornadoes and Sluts...

...have alot in common. They both pretty much fuck anything that crosses their paths. :X

 

yeah they said 40 tornados have hit the ground tonight so far,

 

40 tornadoes?????

where??

 

i don't like tornadoes

 

what? no one has made the obvious trailer park connection yet??

 

Good night for storm chasers, I think I need to watch the movie twister so I can get in the action. Popcorn anybody?

 

I'm fucking terrified of them.

 

Il got hit with a tornado that was a mile wide at the base.

 

jesus to god...that's awful.

 

My grandmother was in the April's Fury tornado that destroyed her entire neighborhood back in 1997 or 98.
Heather, when I opened this thread, the first thing that came to mind was an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
Some big tornado or something was coming and there were these two slutty trailer park chicks hitting on Beavis and Butthead.
Something like, "I'm Lolita Lyn and this here's Tankeray'....we were just wondering, since we're all about to die anyhow, would you be our last boyfriends on Earth?"

 

I hope nobody gets hurt in all of this, has anybody heard anything about what kind of destruction is happening?

 

i was about 10 and went to visit my grandpa in ohio. and an alarm went off throughout the city. and someone tells me its the tornado alarm. so i start flipping out, because i'm scared i'm gonna die. so i'm running all around the back yard, screaming and such. then someone tells me its just a test.

 

Nothing major here...just some lights knocked out.

 

Have not heard of lives lost but homes and other buildings

 

lmfao...this presents the funniest visual i have had in a long time. thanks fitzy...

 

Just want to say, because I've never had the chance to say it in my entire life, but the weather here in Saskatchewan is actually nicer than the weather you guys have..

in a month I'll probably be armpit deep in snow, so figured I better say it now.

 

lmao...Now this presents a funny visual as well.

 

seriously, i'm a city boy, i don't deal well with city wide alarms going off for tornadoes

 

Yeah you know these assholes down here tell ya what the sirens sound like but never tell ya they test em every Wed. So here I am every Wed for like a month diving for the basement until somebody finaly told me what was going on.

 

so people are still going out in flip flops, shorts and t-shirts up there?