Anybody ever smoke with a cop?

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  1. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    I have. it was weird. not because he was a cop but, because he has a fine ass wife and I was thinking of fucking her the whole time. dude lives across the street from my auntie and her and his wife are friends. his wife invinted us over to kick it and she said lets blow trees. my auntie was tripping, thinking he would bust us as soon as we pulled out the trees. to reasure us, he told his wife to spark one up and he took a hit. crazy. and that shit was rope! cops have the best trees.
     
  2. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    been smoked out by cops a couple times..including retired fbi agents, & once on a train the transit cops confiscated some weed from a buncha kids, then got off at the same stop as me, & smoked me out right there onthe train platform..even gave me a bag & a pipe when they left

    trees? lol never heard that term..where the hell are you from?
     
  3. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    bay area. we got slang up the yin yang!
     
  4. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    oh man I remember growing up in the bay area hearing Oaklandese.
     
  5. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    they actually have a name for it. it's called, are you ready, Fluimatically Speaking. I'm not kidding. real talk.
     
  6. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    in the late 80s the name for it was Oaklandese.
     
  7. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    oh, must have changed it. Oaklandese to ebonics to fluimatically speaking
     
  8. osirisofwraiths

    osirisofwraiths Member

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    one of my good freinds became a cop and we still blaze together whenever we meet up...
     
  9. rockon19

    rockon19 Member

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    What the fuck. How could some dude that likes to smoke pot ever accept a profession that requires you to punish people who are just enjoying some weed? Have they no heart?
     
  10. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

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    Don't blame the cops who are enforcing the laws which they swore to uphold.
    Cops don't make the laws.
    Here in CA., almost no one gets busted for poss. Lots of times the cops don't even confiscate the weed.
    Last month camp (campaign against marijuana plantations) circled my prop. 6 times, where I have a few dozen plants in my backyard. I'm sure they took pics and turned them over to the local cops. And ya know what? The cops haven't even been out.
    If they did come out I'd show them my documentation which makes my garden legal, but they have no idea if my grow is legal or not.
    The reason? They don't care. That's considered a personal-use grow in these parts, and the cops have more important fish to fry.
     
  11. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

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    Bumper sticker seen:
    Axe Me About Ebonics
     
  12. BodyElectric

    BodyElectric Member

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    I've toked with a cop but she was my cousin so it was no biggie. Cops here aren't all that uptight about pot unless you're growing a wack of it, really.
     
  13. osirisofwraiths

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    since when does someones job have to do with whether the smoke bud or not... most people dont become cops thinking 'i want to arrest all the pot smokers' they become cops because they want to do something about REAL crimes...
     
  14. ~peace~

    ~peace~ Senior Member

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    The closest I've come is smoking with my friends brother. He isnt technically a cop because he works in their computer dept. But meh, he's a dude so its all good.
     
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