What level of hell do you belong in?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by severedheadstoner, Sep 23, 2006.

  1. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.











    Ohnoes :|
     
  2. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I'll take a window table and a luncheon menu, please.
     
  3. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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    Shut up and do the god damned test.
     
  4. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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  5. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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  6. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    It's beneath you to beg

    I got level 4
     
  7. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siưr

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    according to this test I'm fucked up...
     
  8. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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    I'll have you know nothing is beneath me. That's why i live in level six, while you're in a paltry four. Technically i should have got level eight, as that's where thieves supposedly reside[​IMG]
     
  9. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    That is if I go with everything I have ever done, some are not my beliefs currently but action yes I have done in the past.
     
  10. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    Hahahaha! Again you guys crack me up.

    Ok, I'll take the test. Be right back.
     
  11. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    Fifth Level of Hell Wrathful and Gloomy
    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

    So, does this mean I spend eternity listening "Come Sail Away" by the band Styx?
    That sucks, main'.
     
  12. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
     
  13. HappyJoy

    HappyJoy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I got the 6th level too
     
  14. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    5th level. I'm kind of dissapointed. I really felt like I'd be at home in the 8th level of hell. :&
     
  15. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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  16. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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    I'm pretty sure we're all in hell.
     
  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    [​IMG]
    looks like I'm stuck with Arachne

    O Mad Arachne! So I thee beheld / E'en then half spider (Purg. XII)



    Hotwater
     
  18. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Okay a few months ago I took the test and got 5th level of hell. Now I'm in level 8......I need to repent or some shit.
     
  19. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    i'm in the eighth also. i hate this
     
  20. vinster

    vinster penis wrinkle

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    I'm a level 8 too, too bad I don't believe in Heaven or Hell
     
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