Q: How many Emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They'd rather sit in the dark & cry. Anyone else got any more Emo/Goth jokes?
If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first? The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears. What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby? The baby doesn't cry. What do you call an emo kid outside the mall? Anything he'll cry no matter what you do.
LMAO how rad. I could eat an emo, they come pre-cut. Or, when I'm try to cut raw corn cobs you might just hear me cursing and saying "Damn I wish this corn was emo so it would cut itself!"
heard this one the other day: A Catholic teen emo goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. "I promised not to tell!" he says. "Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter?" the preist asks. "No, and I said I wouldn't tell." "Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter?" "No, and I still won't tell!" 'Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter?" "No," says the boy. 'Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months." Outside, the boy's friends ask what happened. "Well," he says, "I got six months, but three good leads"
in addition to king murpheus, i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself, it would also water itself from crying.
Emo Dywall Company. The fastest drwall company in town! Why. Because our drywall cuts and hangs itself!
