Beware the galloping hooves, Beware the cries in the night, When the headless horseman rides, You'll...probably...die...of...fright... Oh, I'm so excited to be a dead pirate/Farmer Stuyvesant/Johanna. I pretty much get to wear a beard. How cool is that?
I had a beard once when I was Jack Sparrow. I had dreads. And my beard was made of coffee grounds and a thick coat of vaseline.