the good thing about havin dogs

let me tell you. i just made nachos with like, all this stuff on them and i was all proud & shit. then i go to carry it to the couch and just drop the whole motherfucker. i was like hell no i aint cleaning that shit up but then the dogs came up and just ate it all off the ground. they pretty much eat anything i drop, its nice.

 

you are making nachos at 2 in the morning?!?! you rawwk, loon.

 

haha im stoned & watching a charlie manson movie. that fool was fucken paranoid.

 

I got a cat that's good for that very thing. Actually, my cat moved in with my niece now, but when the niece visits, the cat does too.
I got this cat when she was probably five weeks old. She has the Siamese look and was born without a tail. Only cat in the litter like that.
Any kind of food gets dropped anywhere, I tell my niece, I'm like, "Go get Roxi. We need this cleaned up."

 

^ haha, at least shes useful, right?
my cats are pretty useless. once when i was living with my parents i found a mouse in my bed. gross, i know. but anyways i like freaked out & moved all the furniture so it wouldnt have anywhere to hide and put all the cats (theres three of them) in the room and locked the door. they didnt do shit, they just batted it around once or twice and let it go, i was pissed.

 

My ex boyfriend once stuck his cat in the closet hoping it would chase a mouse he'd heard in there.
He left the cat in there a few minutes and when he opened the door back up, the cat was spralled out on one of his coats, like "Zzzzz."
He looked at me and goes, "Ah, tha' lazy bastid." LOL.

 

I myself dont like dogs but if I had on it would only be a female so at leat it would be one bitch I could kick the shit out of and not go to jail.

 

^crappie, you planning on banning this douche anytime soon?^

 

skid row girl....sucking mad crappies dick isnt going to get you anyplace, im sure hes got better taste than.........

 

yeah, but she's also dropping them, which definently ain't cool

unless you're the dogs...

 

Oh, you'd be surprised.

 

My dogs love me no matter what !!!