Shroom ID- Gift from God?

Well, I just got back from vacation... went into my backyard, and to my suprise it looks like God gave me a gift... A beautiful patch of shrooms. Can anyone help me ID these beauties??? Thanks.


Shroom 1:

 

Uhh I would not eat those.

 

lol me neither

 

Ones that looked like that used to grow out of the crack in the wall at this apartment I used to live at.

 

sorry but i think god was trying to kill you.
haha nah but, you shouldnt go eating mushrooms from anywhere unless you know for certain what they are, eg youve eaten from the exact same patch before, have a knowledgable picker with you, or youve bought them.

 

Yea I was gonna say, those look like the ones I just plow through with the lawnmower all summer ^_^