Ok, you can say I'm sucking up to God just to get into Heaven when I die, but this comment was funny as hell. You know it was, bitches.
im gonna fuck all of you with an 18 inch glass dildo...and im not gonna wash it inbetween fuckings...and it will be on a stage, and im gonna fly all of your families in to watch the gruesome event...then the last one of you, im gonna break it off like a celery stalk and whip the shattered remains into the audience, hopefully giving your mom a black eye...