Undercover Cops

I dont know... I'd expect an undercover cop to know the "terminology" if nothing else...

 

maybe he said bowl not ball

 

Im a shwagg smoker just for the fact that I like smoking getting high is bonus. Becide the point im still in high school I have alot of other things to spend my money on than an 1/8 of nug thats only going to last me a day are two.

 

arent cops not supposed to suggest anything? you have to come to them? or what..

actually this situation might be different

ir he cant sell or make u sell ?
idk

 

exactly.. xcept i like gettin high more than to smoke

 

wtfs goin on in this thread

 

I do like getting high dont get me wrong I wont buy a bag of shit . But shwagg is better for me I can go out to a party and smoke a bunch without spending my whole paycheck. I also dont have to feel guilty when I munch the fuck out .

 

Yeah, they definitely teach cops the lingo.

 

as far as I know, cops can only refer to the drug they're trying to sell you by its name. Such as "you want to buy some marijuana cigaretts? How about some psychedelic mushrooms?" etc.

Am I right on that?

 

I think your right I probly just took it to seriously it's still weird the way this guy aproched me. I'v had people ask me before but this guy was not like other people. He kept asking like he knew that I could get it and I just kept telling him no.

 

i think you're right, but im sure if its something like marijuana, they can refer to it as really common names such as pot or weed and still get away with it. otherwise nobody would ever get busted. because "hey can you sell me an eighth of marijuana?" sounds really stupid.

 

Well once you graduate high school or college and get a real full time job, you will see how it's possible.

 

they remind me of this nice guys.

 

Not everyone has constant or near constant access to quality bud. Around my parts, and I know it sucks but I have to wait until I can move out, if I were to take a break and wait for good bud, I'd be smoking maybe a dozen times a year. I don't think I smoke schwag, I'd prolly say some mids. But not everyone can get dank.

 

Pot that costs $60--$70 an eighth can be a bargin vs. pot that costs $20 or $30 an eighth.

Killer pot will get you a LOT higher than 10 x that amount of crap. And you'll stay higher longer--easily more than twice as long.

I think people who dismiss weed that costs a lot have never tried it.
It tastes and smells WAY better, and puts you on a higher plane than any amt of cheap ass weed.

AND, if you've never smoked pot that makes you "forget" how to walk & talk, you've never smoked any really good weed.

I smoke only top-quality buddage, and why not? I grow my own and it doesn't cost anymore to grow top-quality buds than it costs you to grow schwag (except maybe for the seed/clone).

P.S. I have weed (and hash and oil) that can make you forget to walk/talk, but I rarely smoke it. I have some OG Kush hash right now but I'm saving it.
I don't like being incapacitated. I turn on the oven to preheat it to cook something and I'd forget and leave it on for hours.
And once a friend got busted and called me to come bail him out. I had the $$, but I was too wasted on the good stuff to drive.
It was almost a comedy of errors. A neighbor who I called to pick up the $$ and take it to the jail came over and he said "sure, but lemme have a few hits of that pot first.
I told him "as soon as you get back" (30 minute r/t) but he said he wouldn't go unless he could smoke a little first.
So he took 3 hits and now HE was too stoned to drive. I had to call someone else and finally got my friend out, but not before his car got towed (it was in a 2-hour parking zone), which cost him several hundred bux.
I prefer a nice mellow buzz, but NOT a schwag/stress high.
The only downside to smoking good stuff all the time it spoils you. The cheap stuff tastes lousy and I don't care how much schwag you smoke you just can't get the high you're used to. It's like eating ALL your meals at expensive restuarants and then someone hands you a third of a chewed-on am/pm hot dog that's been sitting on a plate outside for several days.
Yeah if you're hungry enough you'll eat it, but you certainly won't enjoy it.

Bottom line--if you like being high on pot, go with the good stuff.

P.S. I'll save the OG Kush hash until I'm someplace mellow with friends and don't have to do anything so I can enjoy a nice 3+ hour long buzz.

 

On undercover cops (pigs in blankets):
I used to go to love-ins back in the 60's, and you could spot narcs a mile away.
Military haircuts, clean shaven, freshly cut-off levi's, pasty-white legs and police-issue shoes.
But in the 70's they got wise. I met a guy in the early 70's who I would have never imagined was a narc. I had even smoke weed with him a few times.
But he was after heroin dealers. I knew someone who knew someone who knew someone who sold smack (I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole; I don't even like to be around people who shoot up dope) and in the course of investigation I was investigated.
When the cop found out that I was just a happy hippie hemp head, he moved on.

 

Well said.

 

look at there shoes.. can always tell a nark by there shoes..

NEVER TRUST ANYONE with clean or new shoes..

 

A few weeks after the doper-looking narc busted the heroin dealer I saw him at a burger stand. I caught up with him in the parking lot and thanked him for busting the dealer (the bitch would try to get high-schoolers hooked on heroin--"the first one's free"--so she would have more customers) and for not busting me for poss.
"Hell I'm not after pot smokers" he said "I smoke a joint from time to time myself."
After that we almost became friends. If we saw each other we'd wave.
A few months later I bought a little .25 pistol at a pool hall. Stupid I know but it looked so cool. It didn't have a clip but I figured I could buy one and it was only $15.
Someone apparently saw the deal go down and walking home I was stopped by the cops who arrested me.
When I was in jail the arresting officer comes up to me and sneers "we got you good now. You're being charged with armed robbery and burglery (the gun I bought was stolen). You're bail is $50,000."
YIKES!!!
I asked to see the narc and told him what happened, the 100% truth.
He said "everytime we bust someone with carrying a concealed weapon we charge them with armed robbery. If it turns out he doesn't match the description on any recent stick-ups we drop that charge. I'll talk to the arresting officers and see what I can do."
A hour later all charges were dropped and I was a free man, free to smoke pot and have sex with 18-year old girls.
After not seeing him around for awhile I called the police dept and was told he got too well-known. He quit the police dept. and joined the newly-formed dea .

 

Thats great... but notice how most the people here now are highschoolers. Not ones with a college education and a full time job.