Walkers Square Crisps

Why must you be so tasty, why do I eat packets in a row of you. why do you have to be buy one get one free at tesco, why do I love you

I'm gonna be a fat gurl

 

Is that a poem? I love it

 

COuld be

 

Ode to the Crisp

How do i love Walkers? let me count the ways.
They're the salty sacks i search for when i walk into cafe's...

 

Salty sacks eh?

 

Or we could do it in haiku


walkers crisp packet
you fill me full of your love
but you make me fat

 

bah, i still miss Tudor Crisps *huffs*


but yeah, walkers are funky.... those square jobbies have damn sharp corners tho'...