... ok this one really freaked me out. I went to a friend to get a little coke last week and he grilled my ass for asking for it. This guy a big time fucking dealer and flat out refused to sell it to me. He didn't want to see me like that. So I told him it was a little treat so he sorted me out for free... So he says to me "I hope your not farting over this.." I'm like "WTF are you saying?' He says that people that are really into coke fart uncontrollably when they see the coke wrap. I said "WTF?" Then he tells me "When my regulars come to my yard to score, they start farting whenever I show them their coke wrap". Apparently it happens to cokeheads everytime Can you imagine how bad that must be? "Would you like one or two sugars in your coffee?.. FFFRRTTTTTTTTT!
I've been around far too many dope fiends and have yet to see this. Either that or they're letting out sbd's.
This guy fucking swears to this. I was chatting to a friends bro who used to be bang on crack cocaine. He said that everytime he saw a fix his asshloe used to relax and that made him fart.. fuck that shit
Sounds odd, but whatever. I know I'd probably deny somebody their dope if they starting ripping ass like crazy when I pulled out the shit. I'd think it was some sort of code reference or something. You know... like, "Alright. The mic is on. When you've confirmed it's real, let out a series of loud farts and we'll bust in"
When in mexico doing good pure powder after a couple good thick long lines it seems like I gots to go find a shitter. I used to think in the states this was cause alot of its cut with baby lax. or such. But if the dude says they are craized farters and turns you on for free, buy him a fucking mask and get some good points with the dealer, or have a no farting zone sign made up for him.
I've noticed the better the blow, the more it makes me have to shit..... or makes me feel like I have to shit even if I don't.
oh my goodness. i knew a dude that would practically shit himself everytime someone brought it up, its disgusting. and then of course once they bust some they gotta run and drop a fat load. cocaine never made me have to shit, unless i did a ton of it. so i guess thats just a guy thing.
