she thinks my tractors sexy

it really turns her on

 

I remember when every guy living in the sticks here used to sing that

 

Great song -- if you were conceived by a brother and sister in the back of a pickup truck at a Nascar rally.

 

Infinite love. Is this a cult now or something?

 

I friggin hate that song

 

haaaaha you arent that far off there bud.

but yeah that sond is rather obnoxious

 

I own a tractor. Maybe I'll make it a low rider.

 

Tractors are sexy. I love my John Deere.

 

That song should be locked away somewhere never to burden the ears of another human being again.

 

Never heard it. Is it as bad as Achey Breaky Heart?

 

It's worse. Much worse.

 

OH!!! THE HUMANITY!!!

 

I dont' think anything could possibly be worse than Achy Breaky Heart.

 

Yes, along with "Achy Breaky Heart" and "Boot Skootin' Boogie."

 

Aw, fuck. I responded to Cyndi without reading the posts beneath hers.
Damnit.

 

You must be punished. We shall lock you in a room and force you to listen to Achy Breaky Heart nonstop for 48 hours or until you go insane, whichever comes first. The record to date is 5 minutes 43 seconds.

 

^ haha that would fucken blow