who's your bitch?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Tree-Hugger, Sep 2, 2006.

  1. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    You know all about the herpes don't you? That's why you're my only bitch that gets no more lovin'.
     
  2. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I don't fuck you because you have it. And I still think Ganja should sue you for giving it to him.
     
  3. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    Ganja had herpes before I knew what they were, lets not kid ourselves there. And he probably was the one that gave them to you.
     
  4. CyndiLouWho323

    CyndiLouWho323 Member

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    lmao, at least you're honest :D
     
  5. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Just because I made the comment that I would rather lick his ass than drink Starbucks' coffee, it does not mean I fucked him.
     
  6. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    Alright guys..... this just turned into an AA meeting. I'm going to confess.

    My name is indescribability and I'm a recovering bitch. I've been Tree Huggers bitch for going on four years now. :eek:
     
  7. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I have many bitches here, and they know thet must bow to me bacause I am the truest mack.

    In fact, I have recently retrieved a couple bitches away from Vinster and Jester.

    The only master that can claim me as their bitch is Ganja...
     
  8. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    Wow, I've always wondered what Tree-Hugger would sound like during a lover's quarrel.

    Now I know
     
  9. She sounds hot.
     
  10. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    She is.

    Don't tell anybody but I've nailed her twice now in two different parking lots.

    (that's just between you and me though)
     
  11. Who hasn't. [​IMG]
     
  12. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    Good point, but in my case, I got her to pay for my dry-cleaning too.
     
  13. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    i have many bitches. i have a foot-rubbing bitch, a dish-washing bitch, and a toenail clipping bitch. i barely have to do anything anymore :D
     
  14. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Hahaha and I need to learn to keep it to myself? ;)
     
  15. kissya

    kissya Head Mistress

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    I don't have a bitch.:(
     
  16. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I'll share Indy with you.....I don't have as much time to play with him anymore. And he needs his walks otherwise he goes on the carpet.
     
  17. kissya

    kissya Head Mistress

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    Cool.....thanks.:D
     
  18. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Reckon I'm bitch out of luck. :(
     
  19. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    I am my own bitch. It's not so bad really, I mean, sometimes I smack me around, but in the end, I am my favorite bitch, and I know I just do it because I love me.
     
  20. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Haha skid you nut. *Sigh* My latest bitch is complaining about his dick hurting again. (I threw an acorn at him - and well yeah I got him good) Funny thing is he didn't scream like a girl until a bug got on him.

    Oh and Skid I'll be your bitch a couple of hours out of the week if that works for ya. ;)
     
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