I Scream Cock

Is there any such thing as ice cream bars or popsicles in the shape of a penis? Chocolate would be perfect. Anyone seen them?

 

im pretty sure you could make them..

 

I have seen popsicle molds in the shape of a penis.

 

yea. so have i... but..eh..why???

 

ya there is, right here *points down* eat away

 

Because iscreamchocolate PM'ed me and asked me this very question.

 

you could probably make a fortune off of them

 

i had a great big cake with coconut covered balls and a cream filling for my bacholorette party. it was pretty funny. though seeing my mother-in-law and mom deep throating the beg penis shaped ice cubes in a contest was very disturbing. what was the funniest about it was that dave's gay aunt is the one who went out and bought the molds for them and she got funny looks from her girlfriends for weeks. i learned more about my mom's sex life that night than i ever wanted to know. it still kinda makes me queezy.

 

i did not!

 

Where's Cockworker when you need him........

 

all he seems to talk about is "cocks" and "suck my dick" and stuff..... hmmmmmmm

 

Well.. There is always the penis bong... http://shop.grasscity.com/shop/grasscity/kb006.html

Ive seen penis cakes before.. Some website makes them and sells them... They have alot more than that though, boob cakes.. etc..

 

hmmm why is everything penis shaped and such...
what about the vaginas...
why isnt there a bong shaped vagina
gotta give love to the vaginas too...

 

http://shop.grasscity.com/shop/grasscity/kb005.html

Oh there is pretty close to what you want..

 

whats the link of, i am at work and dont want to click it ya know...

 

Its a half naked lady bong.. She doesnt have a head or legs but a vagina and boobs. Its one of the ones where two people can hit at once via tubes.

 

hahahah thats awesome, i will have to see that when i am not at work

 

Yeah its only 20 bucks too. Its painted also, its ceramic i think.

 

Really that funny, I would love to bust something out like that harharhar i would be the life of the party

 

I've seen those chocolate molds in penis shapes. You know, where you melt the different colours of chocolate, and pour them into the mold and thet them harden.. Yeah. So with some flesh-coloured chocolate (which they do sell, I believe), you'd be set!

My father's 40th birthday cake was cut into the shape of a very curvacious (sp?) nekkid lady, complete with chocolate curl pubes and marachino cherry nipples. I actually work with the woman who makes 'em.