and I'm told its called 1. pilching Pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you. The pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic fucking life he really leads. I pilched the wrinkly perverted bastard and his tiny purple-headed warrior vomited its salty VDs at me!
now i know you're lying.. i've never seen bird wear pants.. just a towel that he probably stole from a dirty motel
true .. he could have sewn some pockets onto his big towel.. with hand towels and the motel sewing kit