I just had a new experience

and I'm told its called

1. pilching





Pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you.

The pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic fucking life he really leads.


I pilched the wrinkly perverted bastard and his tiny purple-headed warrior vomited its salty VDs at me!

 

congratulations.. reach in the back pocket next time

 

Lovely.

 

bird doesn't have back pockets

 

I was the pilcher..... although I have been in the pilchee position more than once

 

now i know you're lying.. i've never seen bird wear pants.. just a towel that he probably stole from a dirty motel

 

that might have been why I got so close to his wang......

 

true .. he could have sewn some pockets onto his big towel.. with hand towels and the motel sewing kit

 

ain't you ever played pocket pool? are you a woman?