What animal are you like... in bed.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Lodui, Aug 16, 2004.

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  1. jesuswasamonkey

    jesuswasamonkey Slightly Tipsy

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    I'm like a mosquito, you can't feel it going in, but when it's done you'll itch like crazy.

    cha-cha-cha...
     
    jesuswasamonkey, Aug 17, 2004
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  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    bwahahahaha that was a good one :D
     
    mystical_shroom, Aug 17, 2004
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  5. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    A Blowfish
     
    Bellfire01, Aug 17, 2004
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  7. Varuna

    Varuna Senior Member

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    I am like a cheatah -

    It all happens ridiculously quickly,
    There is a lot of dust and noise and screaming and skidding,
    When it's over, I have a lot of fur in my mouth and all I can do is pant.
     
    Varuna, Aug 17, 2004
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  9. Nisha

    Nisha Forlorn.

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    varuna thats very well written. i liek that.

    *thumbs up*
     
    Nisha, Aug 17, 2004
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  11. psyche

    psyche fun for the whole family

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    an octopus, a boa constricter, and a butterfly. ok ok, let me explain here... kinda like an octopus but not as slimy, i don't leave an inch of the other person untouched. i can also be like a boa constricter that way, i like to be completely wrapped up and twisted in the sheets with my partner, aand like a butterfly because i am extremely gentle, i can be too gentle actually.
     
    psyche, Aug 17, 2004
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  13. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    I'm something kind of slinky...like an electric eel or octopus (anticipates people's "slimy" jokes)


    actually I'm most like a monkey.


    edit...ooops didn't mean to bite Psyches style!
     
    seamonster66, Aug 17, 2004
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  15. psyche

    psyche fun for the whole family

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    oh hey no worries man, it's good to know a fellow slinky YET un-slimy being. cheers!
     
    psyche, Aug 17, 2004
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  17. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    A butterfly psyche? Butterflys are just moths with pretty wings, I'm onto that shit.

    Whats a monkey like in bed? Curious? :D
     
    Lodui, Aug 17, 2004
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  19. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

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    ide say im most like a cock in bed
     
    Mui, Aug 17, 2004
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  21. psyche

    psyche fun for the whole family

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    psshhh, well OBVIOUSLY you've never been to butterfly world, ever had one of those mofos land on your arm? it kinda tickles like someone's eyelashes. what i'm getting at is it's very sweet and gentle.

    can't you see i'm trying to pick up some chicks here? i'll moth you...
     
    psyche, Aug 17, 2004
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  23. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Heh, sorry sorry. Please dont eat my sweater. ;)
     
    Lodui, Aug 17, 2004
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  25. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    I am a guinnee pig in bed.
     
    bird_migration, Aug 17, 2004
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  27. xPi

    xPi Member

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    I'm like a lemur in bed...
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    Ohhh baby yeah. My sweet lemur lovin' is all you'll ever need.​
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    ;) ​
     
    xPi, Aug 17, 2004
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  29. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    OH CHRIST! SOMEONE FIX MY BRAIN! ARRRRGH, I'M POLLUTED!
     
    TenCentArcade, Aug 17, 2004
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  31. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I'd like to point out from zoophile.com's copyright notice...

    Ordinarily I wouldn't care, but I dont feel a guide to a boars anatomy is good for my thread. Furthermore I don't care if this is a contreversial thing to say here, but sex with animals is wrong.

    But if I were going to have sex with an animal, it'd be a horse. You always know you'll have a ride home in the morning.
     
    Lodui, Aug 17, 2004
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  33. Varuna

    Varuna Senior Member

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    mmMMMMmmm . . . doughnuts . . . alghaghlagh!!!
     
    Varuna, Aug 17, 2004
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  35. Nisha

    Nisha Forlorn.

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    haha, pigs are cute. but not guinnea ones. :p

    *um... walks off*
     
    Nisha, Aug 17, 2004
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  37. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    I'd say a black panther


    With me lying there, you don't know if you are gonna have the time of your life or get killed




    But you are willing to risk it
     
    missfontella, Aug 17, 2004
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  39. velvet

    velvet Banned

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    I'm pretty openminded when it comes to trying things but that whole pig-info made me really deny before I try.. yuck...


    Anyways.. I think I'd be a cat (I could make it sound cooler by calling it 'lionness' or 'panther', but the catfamily as a whole will do ;)).. why? Because if I'm really into it I like to bite and scratch.. usually I control myself though ;)
     
    velvet, Aug 18, 2004
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