Trying shrooms. Facts, tips, stories?

Im thinking about trying shrooms for the first time. I've smoked weed and salvia before, but I want to try something a step up. Just wanted to know what you guys have to say, in terms of advice and such. Please... spill your knowledge here.

 

depending on your salvia trips and mushie dosage it might be less intense than salvia.
http://www.erowid.org/plants/mushrooms/mushrooms.shtml
this link should give you pretty much everything you need/want to know.

 

Brother just relax with a few good friends good music prefably psychedelic and blow your mind. The Universe is a waitin' you. Love and peace (still)

 

me and the SSS Mystic are most probably going to this place near us called Descanso Gardens tomorrow and eating a few g's of shrooms.. should be great..
we're both fungi virgins but have lots of experience w/ sally d and such..
should be greeat.. they have all these amazing flower displays and colorful foilage everywhere.. and they have this little kid train ride that takes you through the woods..
should be fuckin crazy.. cant wait

 

Fact: Steven Seagal could kill you with a credit card.

Tip: Do not stick your penis in an ant hole with red ants in it.

Story: So this one time tripping on LSD me and a couple friends rolled up to a late night McDonald's window. The guy on the speaker sounded like a fuckin robot, I mean like "mmmmmcan I heeelp youuu" all monotone. So my friend in the back seat behind me (I was driving) starts mocking this dude. We break out in uncontrollable laughter just laughing at this guy, probably for a minute straight just sitting at the menu. He said "mmmmmcan I help youuu" in his robotish voice a couple more times before we ordered something.

The moral of this story is that tripping rocks, especially when fucked up things happen.