Pot Etiquette

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Taylor, Sep 29, 2006.

  1. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    hmm... this thread could have easily been taken care of by sending this character to one of the other 20 or so Pot etiquette threads
     
  2. Drakk420

    Drakk420 Member

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    I seriously feel bad if I pack one up and someone is watching me and I don't offer them at least a hit, whether they smoke or not...
     
  3. Ebene

    Ebene Mountaineer

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    Same here, if I'm packing a bowl in an alley or something and there's a guy doing graffitti that looks like he brushes his teeth then I have to let up toke up with me regardless.
     
  4. theshaman

    theshaman Member

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    Yeah, I try to only smoke up people that don't brush.

    Ha ha.
     
  5. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    ah ok thank u guys 2 more points when a bowls cached the next bowl starts withthe guy who got a cached bowl..& do not jumpthe bowl, meaning since the bowl always goes left, when you join a circle, you join to the right of the bowl, so it goes a full circle before getting to you
    i've seen people in large circles walk around the circle, jumping the bowl 3 or 4 times..

    jonesers suck..
    at gatherings i always see people on the side of the trail jonsing..oghh ihavemnt been stoned in a week someone plzzz get me high..begging for hours..noone wants to smoke with a jonser..i find that so funny since i never ever look for weed & its constantly handed to me till i have to refuse

    its ok to say hey, mind if i join your circle, but dont be a whiny lil jonser, people like to give..not be taken from
     
  6. Ebene

    Ebene Mountaineer

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    Man I don't let anyone who has really bad breathe and unwashed teeth touch my bowl... I'm sorry it means too much to me. I hate it when people ****** lip it too :(

    And thanks for all of this eagle!
     
  7. 06thenewsummeroflove

    06thenewsummeroflove Member

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    wow what a coincidence i hate it when people use the phrase "****** lip" i have smoked with plenty of black people and we treat the blunt/joint just as carefully as any other race, the size of ones lip doesnt represent how wet they get the weed. I'm trying to unite black smokers and white smokers and this whole "****** lip" kick that white people are on is not helping my cause.
    I have a dream that One day on the suburban hills of California white smokers and black smokers can blaze up together in the circle of brotherhood, cause at the end of the day... we'll all have cotton mouth
     
  8. Ebene

    Ebene Mountaineer

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    stfu damn nobody here is racist
     
  9. 06thenewsummeroflove

    06thenewsummeroflove Member

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    i doubt that very much. Racist or not the "N Word" is just something that shouldnt be used. I'm sure you're not a racist, using vocabulary like STFU you are obviously a mature young man.
     
  10. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    oh boy :rolleyes:


    so much for etiquette
     
  11. TokeForPeace

    TokeForPeace Member

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    hahahaha
     
  12. Metallideth

    Metallideth Sir

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    Reading this reminds me of a cypress hill song.

    Can I get a Hit - Cypress Hill

    Handle it, handle it
    You know, motherfuckers need to have some weed etiquete
    True, true
    You see, motherfuckers try to come up and bogard your weed
    At the club, and they don't wanna share theirs
    Can I get a hit of your weed [repeats in background 6X]

    [B-Real]
    You know I hate it when I roll a joint and give it to somebody
    Who ain't got weed but they wanna be up in the party
    Laughin and gigglin, sippin on a Heinie
    Son you need a Tic Tac your breath is gonna blind me
    Talkin about you wanna hit, spittin in my eardrum
    Oh you new in the cypher, step to the rear son
    Still they manage to hit it, and put they grip on it
    That's when they wet the tip and put they lips on it
    Then when you get it, forget it, it's been wetted
    Who gonna hit it now, not me, you got me
    Thinkin about these fuckin jokers, double tokers
    Smokers who hit it like they suckin a dick, fuckers
    Flippin it, lovin it, smokin it to the head
    Givin it to me half way down, "thanks again"
    Then when you see 'em later smokin they own stash
    When you ask 'em for a hit, they say, "sorry this is my last"
    I shared some with you, "Sorry that's not my problem
    Talk to the hand but I got plenty if you wanna buy some"
    These people piss me off, this is true indeed
    But nothin's worse when someone's askin for some weed
    What do I look like a tree where the bud grows
    Here pick my left nut and smoke it in the bowl
    Or better grow your own leave mine alone
    Here I'll give you a clone now raise up outta my zone
    I know I got the best weed, but don't make me
    Make your bitch ass bleed what you need
    Is weed etiquette, please don't be offended
    Cuz the weed costs money I'm the one who has to spend it

    And that's just the way it is man
    Y'all motherfuckers need to learn
    You just can't come, askin for some shit and not givin none in return
    What the fuck is that man? We goin into 2000 motherfucker
    You need to learn how to smoke some weed with people
    Pass it to the left motherfuckers
    Can I get a hit of your weed [repeats to the end]
     
  13. Ebene

    Ebene Mountaineer

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    ****** is a word. You said it, I said it. Get over it.
     
  14. 06thenewsummeroflove

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    I dont use the word casually and i'm black so i know how offensive the word is. And ya know i wish i could just get over it but when self proclaimed hippies are saying ****** its hard to ignore. Its a word but its offensive, i'm assuming you know that.
     
  15. Ebene

    Ebene Mountaineer

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    Words are neutral... just neutral. It depends on the context it is used in. I didn't call you or anybody else a ******.... so just chill out.
     
  16. Metallideth

    Metallideth Sir

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    I gotta agree, you're taking the use of the word way out of context. If I were to follow suit, I'd have to give a call to Ritz and any other company that keeps saying cracker...
     
  17. GratefulFloyd

    GratefulFloyd Nowhere to fly to

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    I like it when people say chink-eyed around me, then look at me, get nervous and apologize.
     
  18. Taylor

    Taylor Repatriated

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    one thing that always drives me nuts is when someone is really fucking obvious about what they want... Like, ok, if you're at a party or gathering or whatever and the attitude there is all sweet then sure, mention pot as much as you like...

    But on the street, coming up to me and screaming out "OMG LETS GO FOR A SESSION MAN I'VE GOT SOME WEED YOU LOVE WEED OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11!!" is just tacky.

    Also, when you text me, asking if I can hook you up with some, don't say "HEY CAN I GET SOME WEED OFF YOU, SOME MARIJUANA, SOME ILLEGAL DRUGS?"
    Just be cool, be like "hey man, can I get something off you sometime this week..." It's all good, I'll know what you mean.
     
  19. GratefulFloyd

    GratefulFloyd Nowhere to fly to

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    I'll keep that in mind next time I ask you for some ganj.
     
  20. rob1134

    rob1134 Member

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    lol me and my friends say the most racist shit but we arent racist. when someones high we're like "yoo hes soo chink right now" and n-lip is especially popular... as it is such a prevailant problem.
     

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