yesterdays labor day i got into my first collision by rear ending this bearded eagle tatood jerkoff who purposely changed lanes and came to a dead stop to get back at me. how that was supposed to ruin my day i dont know. after all we both had to talk to police for 30 minuts. i dont think my insurance is going to go up as long as the law registers my side of the story. the report i had to fill out in retaliation to the guys was something along the lines of ' he deliberately shifted lanes as i was trying to pass him.then slammed on his brakes because i beeped my horn(weak sounding car horn. i dont see how anyone can hear it and not snicker).' i beeped my horn because i was pulling out of the parking lot to get on the main road that takes you around the complex. i was in a rush so i hurried to the stop sign. i stopped because i saw him and his wife comming from the left.i looked over to my left and noticed a peculiarly large dwarf. as i was determining whether or not he was a stout chunky small man i was interrupted by long loud car horns. it was the guy, screaming and turning a redish color looking directly at me. the best part was his wife was screaming to.i just looked and smiled.then as i let them pass i tapped my beeping car horn to see how these people take it. not surprisingly the guy stopped in front of my car so i could'nt drive forward.(i should have just clicked into reverse) more screaming and more honking while i introspected on how my actions could have brought about such a reaction. should i have made it clear that i saw he was comming?was that even the issue.10 plus seconds pass and i beep and give him the 'go already' hand jesture. then i wait 3 seconds and get follow him up the now two lane street.to be clear there is one lane comming in to the lot and two comming out. he was in the right and i was going left.the usually busy street was clear and i was in a rush so i decided to speed up. about 10 feet before passing him i give one last beep (this time trying to tick him off again) and the fucker changes lanes and slams on the brakes. whats the world comming to? i after he said he was calling the cops and took some pictures of his scratched bumper i walked up to him and started as courtiously as i could at the time. he just said step away, wait till the cops get here. all i could do was to tell him fine, call the cops, you slammed your brakes...but when i tried my story witht he cop he said as long as i slammed into him i was at fault. what bull!!!
Man it was the dwarfs fault, if that idiot hadnt been out to attract everyones attention none of that woulda happened, get the CCTV cameras operator to verify that the large dwarf was acting outrageously. Anyway now that you have the other guys address you can intimidate him until he files a "confession"
anyone who has ever seen a midget would do the same. thieir intereting people, even to just look at. if anyone gets into a similar situation make sure you point out that you tried your damdest to stop your car.the proof is in where the cars made contact. when a car brakes hard its nose goes down a noticable amount. if you find paint from your hood on the other guys bumber then you can say you did all you could.and if its reallly noticable then that proves the car in front slammed on the brakes cause if the front goes down the bakc must go up. thats what happend to me and i hope my insurance company takes notice to that. it'll be a couple week.
man that was a really good story, im glad i read through it, how fucking random is the dwarf... its hilarious how you said 'as i was determining whether or not he was a stout chunky small man i was interrupted by long loud car horns.'
