yeah i copied them from some website some time ago and saved them on my HD.... I didn't notice it had the tagline "my friend and I...." Sorry to mislead anyone. I got a laugh out of it though. I didn't copy the pirate one here.. it's pretty long. HARRRRGHH
OMG!!!I was loud hysterically after reading these 2!!!I want so much to meet these people and give them prizes! That is so fricking hilarious!!!