Confession: I am a cronic masterbater!

Some things are hard to admit, but after not having sex for over a month and a half I think it's time that I admit to myself that I am a cronic masterbater.



Am I the only one out there???

 

No... I'm right here. Me,myelf,and I have been spending quite a bit of quality time together.

 

Yeah i'm to shy to go out and get a girlfriend so i just beat it. Today i even had a girl flerting with me that was definitly fuckable but instead of asking for her digits i just walked away. I'm a goddamn pussy.

 

No, you aren't the only one out there. But holy shit, only a month and a half? That may seem like a long time now, but... Just you wait.
And I think half the world are chronic masturbators.

 

im a chronic masterbater
it aint bad

 

i too am a chronic masturbator. haha sometimes i even masturbate during sex, no shit

 

Ooo, yea...

 

everyone is a chronic masterbator! im discusted...not really, i just hate have to do it myself!

 

How many times do you have to wank an hour to be a chronic masturbator?

 

geez someones frisky! per hour is alot, lets think more along lines of a day please, if we go by that im totaly clueless still...this girl i like said she only masterbated like 5 times in 9 minths...but im at least 1 or 2 times a day, in the summer its 3-6!

 

Damn that's hot.

I'm not really a chronic masturbator, sometimes I get close like a couple months ago, it was like about a day any day that I managed to get alone time.

 

how is twice a day chronic? make it like 8 so i dont feel like a lonely perv.!

 

as long as you don't find yourself masturbating at school, on the bus, while cooking hotdogs, etc, then i don't think you have a problem with it being chronic.

 

If she says she only masturbated 5 times in 9 months, she's probably lying.

When I was 15, I did it like 3-4 times a day. Though some days, I still do it that much. I've always had a really high sex drive.

 

Well I just got laid for the first time since school started, and I had to finish quick so I beat it. It was cool too cuz she finished me off with her nice juicy lips!!!

 

lately she has started more but thelizardkings statement.....i have in class, twice actually.......it had been like 3 days and this girl in my class has huge boobs, just reached in there got the job done about 20 secs before class got out, only took like 2 damn minutes cuz it had been 3 days....not good.

 

WOW! in fucking class? Damn it's what i'd call cronic masterbation. But hell ain't nothin wrong with beatin your meat.

 

i love masterbating...its like sex but whenever u want!!

i masterbate at least once a day..everyday lol

 

I'd be addicted but i can't make myself climax ~ still fun though...

 

that sucks...you must not be very good at it then lol

i have it down to an art form