Not freaking out, just have a few questions

okay, so i got this job and i have to piss. i smoked heavily for about 4 months and then slowed it down. i havent smoked in almost a month, but then last night i smoked a bowl out of my pinch. not really too much at all. well i found out about the job today, and i have until friday. i'm not too worried. i bought the detoxify brand cleansing drink and the pre cleanse pills. so i'll do the pills until friday along with tons of water, cranberry juice and exercise and no fatty foods or anything. then on friday i'll take the drink and then piss in the cup. i think im fine, right? havent smoked much the last 3 months, and none the last month, and then only a very small amount last night. so im cool right? anyone else with a similar experience?

 

well i doubt they'll watch u piss, so just bring some clean piss in and hide it taped to ur leg

 

and if they do watch you, be like yo man i cant go when someones lookin..jeez!

 

do you know when you are gonna piss? close to bed time drink a half gallon of cranberry juice. Wake and pee. Drink buttloads of water all day, pee frequently
Got me throiugh 18 months outpatient treatment, and I never stopped smoking. I just didnt smoke the day of my meetings.

 

In school, I studied to become an athletic trainer (the people who wrap sprained ankles, fetch water bottles, and do the grunt work for the sports medicine Dr), in my classes, we learned that the 1 month rule on marijuana only applies for someone who is a heavy, long time smoker. I also learned that the definition of a "use" of marijuana is 1 joint. A heavy user is someone who smokes 4 or 5 a day. Granted, I was in college at the time and money was an issue for most people I knew, but I couldn't think of anyone who smoked that much in a day for any extended period.

For an average user (one joint a day), the time it took to clear your system was 2 to 3 days. No one has ever shown me anything to the contrary to this. And I think this is the reason most masking kits work--enough time has passed that the drug is out of your system anyway.

Also, I know that they can reject a sample for being too diluted and depending on the policy, it can either require a retest, or result in a presumed failure.

 

I think you are overdoing it... you'll be fine if you just drink water. Hell, one elapsed day would have probably been enough

 

i was told by a drug counselor, one who would know about that shit, and he says the drug test kits and shit do the same thing drinking a gollon plus of water does, just dilutes your shit.

 

as long as you listen to the directions on the bottle of detox then it will work. usually you have to stop smoking a day or two before your test.