Are you smart

If you're in a race and you pass the person in 2nd place what place are you now in?

 

2nd place...........

 

Last????????

 

im the mother fuckin riddle master

 

2nd placion

 

i dunno, this is all to complicated for me. you have any easier questions to ask?

 

now, now... everyone's a winner.

 

I GOT IT! If you pass the person in second place, that means you are in fourth place! YES!! Where's my prize?

 

stop being so optimistic...i'm slow so i would never be able to win. so how could i possibly be a winner.

 

Second Place duh. You PASS the person in second place. But yes everyone is a winner.

 

i am not a winner, stop saying that...

 

Aww sure you are bud.

 

ok ok, i'm the losingest of all the winners, but not quite the winningest of all the losers.

 

Thats more like it.

 

i see now, i was actually going to answer 1st place. guess im not smart, oh well

 

That was an easy question mate..try to work this out if you realy wanna know if you are smart or not.



There are 5 houses in five different colors.
In each house lives a person with a different nationality.

These 5 owners drink a certain drink, smoke a certain brand of tobacco and keep a certain pet.

No owners have the same pet, smoke the same tobacco, or drink the same drink.

The question is: Who owns the fish?

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wtf dude. thats an impossible question to answer

 

i got the correct answer in 2 hours

 

I got the first one after guessing 1st place 1st then I thought about it and realized it was 2nd place. Not bad for only being awake an hour.

Do people consider fish as a pet? I guess they do.

Would it be the guy at the pet store?