"jee-zus", blindly invoking the false name

sweet freckled Jeezus: where are the flaws? what I think is funny and pathetic is:
okay, you know how everything with Christians is "in the name of Jesus"?
"in the name of Jesus we pray..." etc.
Well, the truth is, if you were transported back in time (whether by device or supernatural intervention, makes no difference to the example) and thus stood directly beside Yeshua of Nazareth, and said "Jee Zus"...Yeshua of Nazareth probably wouldn't even turn his head (whether Black, Brown, or Pinkish Cream with Freckles) 'ceptin' to see if you might be going slightly bonkers in the hot sun or something...perhaps a mad babbling demon needs to be cast out, perhaps a speech impediment in need of curing. Now, if you said aloud "Joshua", the noteable man may have thought it peculiar or funny (perhaps depending on his quite human blood sugar and endorphin levels at the time, among other things), but he would have at least recognized that someone was trying to get his attention, quite naturally, by speaking his name. For sure, if you would have said "Jyeshua", bingo, there would have been a complete naturalness, and the Man's head would have turned, the ears tuned, mind in "listening" mode.

All of the above is objective surmation so accurate as to be almost certainly factual.

All of the below is my own harshly worded opinions, (meant not to give offense, but to give a peep into my most honest sentiments, as if anyone really gave a shit).

These bible-thumping inductees are constantly claiming to "want to know more of my Lord", to "develop a closer walk with Him"...bla bla bla
but they don't even know or care that they can't even get His freaking NAME right! God, the irony just kills me! Especially because they invoke the false name so often, as a cornerstone practice! Excuse me, but...if you can't even get the name right, how can I go on to tell you the high probability that the anointing oil -Kanebosm- used on kings (and possibly by Yeshua of Nazareth for healing ) had a high concentration of pure hash oil, which would have been absorbed thru the skin and produced visions and other "communions with YHWH"

As it is, all these "christians" endlessly intoning "Jeezus...this...jeezus...that..."
following a perverse romanization of Christ that extends far beyond just the romanized, bastardized name to the theology, scriptures...everything. All that is "Christian" is absolutely riddled lousy with error, distortion, and fraud. Of course, to be fair, that is pretty much the very nature of every religion's "theology". For, the "study" of religion* is the study of fantasies-as-Truth...a very autohypnotic and mind-killing pursuit, on average. A few rare freaks really take to it and really do improve their moral character and even (more rarely) their intellect as a result of this pursuit, but for the most part it is like I said it is: a hindrance, a viral blight, something uninfected folks easily recognize as silly at best and harmful on average. Sorry about that, but these are the facts, ma'am. As I see 'em, anyway.

*here, I'm not talking about the study of religion as a scientific (anthropological, historical, sociological, or even psychological)
pursuit...I'm talking about divinity school, "bible study", ...you know...fairy-tale, fantasy-as-Truth self-hypnosis

Love, peace, and juicy squirts of endogenous opiates to you all.