He won't leave me alone!!!!

The moon keeps chasing me! Everywere I go he's right there!
He hides during the day, but I know the birds are his spies. What should I do?!

 

raise frogs.

 

what can the frogs do? will they eat the birds?

 

most likley. but you have to put jackets on them.

 

Nonono, what you should be doing is learning rocket science so you can blow the mad moon up, thus solving all the worlds problems.

 

rocket science pfftftftftftttttt

macrame!!!!!

 

Noses.

 

i actually used to think that crows followed me. they would be everywhere i was, watching me and crowing to one another. it was really freaky because my friends could see it too.