my eyes no longer focus

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by crummyrummy, Oct 9, 2006.

  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    should I kill myself?
     
  2. vinster

    vinster penis wrinkle

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    Or buy some glasses
     
  3. Weaveworld

    Weaveworld wayward

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    eyedrops
     
  4. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    what if you shot yourself and missed cause you couldnt see....and the projectile found its way into some unsuspecting soul ......no im afraid youll have to stay here with the rest of us living earthlings ......but you wont know where you are cause the exit signs on the highway will be a blurr and everybody will be indistinguishable ....
     
  5. Foxes_Den

    Foxes_Den Outta here...

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    I haven't been able to focus clearly beyond arm's distance since I was 16. Everything beyond that is a soft focus, sort of like an old Doris Day movie. Actually, there are advantages, but I can't see what they are at the moment.
     
  6. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    when i run out of narcotic analgesics .....inside of 24 hrs i see double when i watch tv .....thats very unfortunate should one accidentaly tune opra in
     
  7. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    i cant see, what did you say??
     
  8. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    every key on the puter board should have its own tone or tones ....like morse code then you wouldnt have to strain to see ......anyway i thought that by now the puter would just do what you asked it , like in startreck .ect
     
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