Kid wants to fuck me up.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by smokindude, Oct 9, 2006.

  1. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    ok realistically, do you think you have the power to knock him out with a punch or a kick?
     
  2. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Be a man and fight him. If you're really worried, keep a lighter in your right fist.
     
  3. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    No. I hope that doesnt effect anything. Im 6 feet and i would say he is 5'8-5'9. But im skinny and he has a little bit of bulk.
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    where do you live - i might want to witness this :eek:
     
  5. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    Lmao, I live in Hull Massachusetts. Aka, Nantasket Beach. I can pull up this kids Myspace if anyone is interested. But please, this is between me and him, dont get in the middle of it.
     
  6. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    oh no, i wouldn't get involved....i'm too old to be messing with high school kids

    this is your fight bro
     
  7. vinster

    vinster penis wrinkle

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    Fitzy take your Vidoecamera!
     
  8. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    I know i know, im just talking about kids talking shit to this kid over myspace and stuff just to be funny.
     
  9. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    ok then realistically you have to put him on the ground and either, put him to sleep, break a limb or pound him out. tell me what you want to do and i'll help you do it.
     
  10. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    yea, thats just stupid. don't post it. it really is pitiful to have internet drama that starts in real life....so fucking stupid
     
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    With the exception of dog bites, humans get bitten by humans more often than by any other mammal. most during fights.

    Apparently it's extremely painful and the area bit often leads to infection :eek:




    Hotwater
     
  12. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    then i'll tell you what i would do
     
  13. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    Couldnt agree more. I wont post it.
     
  14. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    Man ill do w/e it takes for me to go out on top. Although, when me and my bro used to wrestle, i was known for my deadly choke holds. Hes 18 now and still cant get out of em.
     
  15. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    That's because human mouths are filthy!
     
  16. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    But I really gotta go to bed now. Thanks all and ill continue posting on this subject when i get home from school. Peace.
     
  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That's so true, there's nothing we could ever say that's as filthy as the human mouth itself :mad:



    Hotwater
     
  18. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    ok, in my experiences a brawler is always taken out by classic boxing and muay thai. make angles, sway, use footwork, punch down the pipe crisp but, you have 0 time to learn any of that so I suggest working on ways to take him down. have your friends imitate his fighting style and look for an opening to put him on the ground. if he puts his head down and swings, angle off to the side and grab a leg. use your leg, his inertia or your upper body to put him on the ground.
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    Single Leg

    once you have his leg DO NOT LET GO. be commited to taking him down cause if you let go of his leg and back up, he's going to beat your ass! anyways you should fall into his gaurd(his legs around your waist) but, maybe not.
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    gaurd

    in any position you're going to want to mount(same as a chick would do on your dick, except you'll wanna be on his chest) as soon as you can.
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    mount

    once you get there, establish a base, get your balance and rain punches on his face. his instincts will be to buck up and try to throw you off of him, when he does that lay on him and put your arms on the ground to re-establish balance.
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    establishing base

    once to do that posture up and rain punches again. 9 times outta 10 he'll be to busy trying to block punches to punch you back. do this until he gives up, someone pulls you off or you feel he's taken enough. you probably wont knock him out from this position but, you'll fuck his face up for sure. if that's too hard to understand let me know
     
  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    smokindude,

    Well if you don't want anyone to get in the middle of your dispute, how about praying for some divine intervention.

    Since it is October and you live along the new england coast, you could always pray for another Perfect Storm.

    Just imagine yourself standing in front of the kids house, as natures wrath washes away both he and his family - right out to sea :)


    It happened in Hull back in Oct 1991 :eek:


    Hotwater
     
  20. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    hahaha hotwater :D

    that was one bad storm
     
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