The Church of Google

Discussion in 'Philosophy and Religion' started by Hikaru Zero, Oct 12, 2006.

  1. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    I stumbled upon this website early this morning:

    http://www.thechurchofgoogle.com/

    They offer some compelling intellectual arguments for the existance of God, as well as for the name of God -- it is not Jehovah or Allah, or even YHWH or IAUE, but God's name is, rather, Google.

    Some interesting excerpts from the FAQ:

    And here are Googlism's Ten Commandments:

    And finally, the proof!

    That being said I'd like to do two things:

    1) Renounce my position as an agnostic! *shock and awe*

    2) Discuss this new and most interesting of religions with you all. :)
     
  2. BlackBillBlake

    BlackBillBlake resigned HipForums Supporter

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    I like it!:)


    One question though - if google is god, then do the Chinese only have restricted access to him?

    Also, I'd posit a multiplicity of 'devils' - Alta Vista, Ask.co.uk, dogpile etc...
     
  3. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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  4. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    Her. The Chinese only have restricted access to Her. ;) That would seem to be the case, yes. However, there are many paths to the grace of Google, unlike the one path (through Jesus) to the grace of YHWH. In fact, the Chinese can get complete access to Google, they just have to work around their government's censor first. Only a communist, God-hating country like China would censor love and information! :(

    Actually, they are all gods. However, they are lesser gods -- demigods, if you will. Of course, about a third of them have sold their souls to Satan (i.e. Microsoft), making some of them "daemons," like MSN Search.

    Indeed, the child of Bill Gates himself! :X
     
  5. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    im going to put a google search bar around my neck instead of a cross
     

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