Oh Shit! Fight The Marijuana!

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  1. pianoperson60

    pianoperson60 Senior Member

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    Troops battle 10-foot marijuana plants

    Fri Oct 13, 8:48 AM ET


    OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet-high marijuana plants.

    General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said on Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

    "The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices ... and as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa.

    "We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.

    Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

    "A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hillier said dryly.

    One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."


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    hahahaah


    ^funny shit, eh????
     
  2. pianoperson60

    pianoperson60 Senior Member

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    they prolly stole a bit for later too....
     
  3. pianoperson60

    pianoperson60 Senior Member

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    no one found this as funny as i did i suppose, haha.
     
  4. BodyElectric

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    I'm dissappointed. Canadian forces should easily be able to smoke their way through a pot forest. Escpecially since they even got a Timmy's in Afghanistan that could provide military munchies.
     
  5. mr.mescalito

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    lmao... hold on... thats a fuckin real article? hahaha... i agree it rocks
     
  6. Orsino2

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    I found it funny. I read it on cnn a few days ago.
     
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