Your suicide letter...

Time. Keeps slipping. Bye.

 

"Dear world..... thanks for the mammories"


(it's not a typo)

 

I would just surrond myself with cutting tools and my notebooks.
let them figure it out themselves.

 

Ahhh yes, mine would be similar.

 

Goodbye cruel world...

you have failed to provide me with a bounty of utensils-spoons in particular.

So I shall leave.

By the trolly-way.

ps. Damn you,Jeffery

 

I'm now, your next

 

dear family,

all you fuckers where nothing but grief
now go fuck yourselves

 

"Dear whoever reads this,

... Aw fuck...i can't do it, never mind. "

haha
i kid i kid

 

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
I'm fucking FREE
bet you wish you were too

 

my suicide letter.


Dear parents

You hated me, despised me, tortured me and made my life a misery. You are the nazi, the demons.

Yeh, by the time you read this, I will be dead. yeh, Im dead now, yeh!

Let it rest on your razoodox.

Yours with dying hatred.

John.

 

If I were to write a suicide note when I was younger, like middle school thru high school (until senior year), It would probably make me sound like an ungreatful, whiney bitch. I haven't lived yet, only school would have been expected of me. I used to want to kill myself because school sucked -my grades were shitty, no matter how much I cared, and my psycho OCD bipolar ex boyfriend made me want to skip school forever. I used to cut, but not with the intention of dying. That was all drama and temporary emotion. Looking back, the one and only reason I never killed myself was because, someday, I'd like to have kids. I didn't want a baby just to have someone to "love me", but I liked the thought that someone else's life depends on me and that person may someday have my eyes, creativity, and make me proud. If I were to write a suicude note today, it would look something like:
Dearest World,
The fact that high school sucked for me is only proof that I am human. It is to my understanding that there are only so many good and bad things that could happen to a person at a time. You can't win the lottery, have a baby, buy your dream house, and get that amazing dream job without at least the potential that the baby be premature, there to be an arsenist in your new neighborhood, OR your new boss to be suddenly hitting on you within the third week there. Oh and about the lottery....taxes. Not to be a pessimist, but shit happens. All my shittiness happened while in a very nieve state of mind called high school and puberty, but now, I'm actually in college -the first one in my family to go, I have the man of my dreams just a phone call away, my body's changed, and I no longer despise mirrors. Why did I do it? Because noone made me my damn peanut butter pie. Go screw yourselves.

(No really you guys, I'm over it. Can't write this because, after all the shit life hands you, you all-of-a-sudden open your eyes, and see that h.s. bullies are just as insecure, and love really does happen when you're not looking and see that you can stand on your own -not just sexual love -but another person giving a shit about you. Life is not just a series of bad things forever -take it from someone who knows. If you want life to be good, don't wake up every morning thinking "what a peice of shit". Wow, I say "shit" alot. I also think that if, by some happenstance, I DID choose to kill myself, I'd like "Don't worry, be happy" to be playing softly in the background -since life is often contradictory.

 

I don't plan to do it but if I did it would be something like
"Don't ask why, if you lived my life you would understand...
If you find my body remember I'm an organ donor so get what's left of me to the hospital asap...
Give all my toys and usable stuff to (people unnamed)
And everyone have a big wild drunken orgy in my honor "

 

mine would go as follows (note: just an example, don't take seriously IM NOT GONNA DIE):

"'and my soul shall be lifted, nevermore.' if you are reading this, it means I'm probably dead. if i'm not, I'm permanantly brain damaged and I want you to pull the plug if they put me on life support. If I don't get out of this coma, I'm dead to the world and nothing but a burden. if I do recover to conciousness, that which makes me me would be dead and you should have pulled the plug when you had the chance. if I am dead when you find me, if you are one of my parents, I want you to know I sorta love you krazy kids. loosen up. start growing weed in the skylight again. if my sister finds this, i want her to know I thank her for the fun times, the good friendship, and the drugs. if the one who finds this is my brother, you fucking son of a bitch. you wrere right. you did outlive me despite the 4-year age difference. if anyone else, I want you to skin my face and use it as a mask and take over my life as a surrogate me. the following are instructions:" and then I'd proceed to tell them everything about my life and how to convincingly imitate me.

 

Stop blaming it all on the government. They don't even draft people these days.

Last time I tried to commit suicide, I damn near killed myself.

 

@athena_skye
Gotta say i like ya answer a lot, it´s the most grown-up answer in this thread. In the past i was thinking about suicide, too. Fortunately everything get better when you get older.
Much love
Lubcycka

 

(HungryJoe's Suicide Note)

Don't worry guys, I will be back to see you.

 

mine would probably be:

Fuck it. love, sarah

 

I'm only programmed to live another twenty years or so, so suicide would only enter the picture for me as an assisted death (euthanasia) in a terminal illness situation. I gave my dog an assisted death (overdose of phenobarbitol provided by a veterinarian) when he was dying of terminal malignant cancer. I provided him the same easy death I hope to have myself some day, legalities permitting. It was an act of love, but not easy for me.

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"If it should be that I grow weak,
and pain prevent my restful sleep,
then you must do what must be done,
when this last battle can't be won.

"You will be sad, I understand.
Selfishness might stay your hand.
But on this day, more than the rest,
Your love and friendship take the test.

"We've had so many happy years
That what's ahead can hold no fears.
You'd not wish me to suffer, so,
When the time comes, let me go.

"Take me where my needs they'll tend.
Only, stay with me til the end.
Hold me close and speak to me,
Until my eyes no longer see.

"And do not grieve it must be you
That does this thing that you must do.
Though the last time my tail has waved,
From pain and suffering I've been saved.

"And though it's true that I must die,
It doesn't serve you well to cry.
We've been so close, we two, these years.
Don't let your heart hold any tears."

- Anonymous

 

I'd write something along the lines of i'm dead, doesn't suck for me sucks for you. And i'd say that i had a large amount of money hidden away for my friends. And then say that if they want it they have to came ask me where it's at in person so that it's location want be given away to other people who read the letter.

 

Same thing as on my tombstone--"got insurance motherfucker?"