Mom's Fiance's Dick

eww.. i was going to take a shower one night and the towels were in my moms and her fiances room .. so i knocked lightly and when no one answered i figured they were asleep so i cracked the door open and my mom was sleeping but right next to her was her man.. lying on the bed.. holding his wood.. it was big- eww. i closed the door.. i tryed to make my self beleive that i didnt see it .. it must have been something else.. but .. i did..

had to fess up. It was icky.

 

to get the image out of your head, straighten a metal clothes hanger. heat it up. jam it up your nose and swirl it around, good luck

 

thanks girl.. I'll give it a try. .....

 

lol great. welcome to the club of assuming i'm a girl. i'm a guy.

 

ummm... thought you were a lesbian.. sorry
*glad to be part of the club.

 

welcome again. yes i am a lesbian. but i'm trapped in a mans body. thus i'm a man.lol

 

yeah, it took me a couple of reads but i got it.
your icon's a little girl tho. with a pretty thing in her hair.

 

That sounds awful.... I'm so sorry.

 

i always new meishka was a guy because i read the 'wats the meanin behind ur username' thread and he said he made it so ppl wud be confused about his gender hehe


damn that was random

im gonna be quiet now

sorry bout seeein that dudes dick musta been horrible i walked in on my parents havin sex that was alot worse ewwwww

 

his icon is a lesbian its all a big joke

 

yay someone finally understands its all a big joke

 

Don't mind meishka. He's an idiot who unfortunately has been allowed within ten miles of the internet.

 

EEEEWWWWW... grose... i just had a grose disturbing image. i know what to do... stick two smarties in both nostrils and two m&m's in both ears and blow really really hard!!! if that doesn't work then grab a nail and hammer it in your head

 

oh wait... it was a joke???

 

im totally lost

 

me. too.

...

 

she said it was a joke or something...

awww it wasn't a joke was it??? i never get anything... i'm always the last to know but did you try out my idea??

 

i'm a guy!!! it has nothing to do with my first post. and my first post is the crude way of lobotising yourself. at least i think it is.

 

whats with the violance you guys?

ive already seen the mans dick - lets not traumatize my head any more then it has to be.

 

Who's being violent? All I said was that meishka is a fuckwit.