An invisible 20ft Hampster is following me

An invisible hampster the size of a house is following me and several other residents in this neighbourhood. Thing is we dont know where he goes of a night. Apparently his name is "Rochester Snad Mugglewumpf" and we dont mind that he is following us, we just want to know who put him up to it - is it the government, some have said its the reason for the "London Eye"
thats where he goes to get some excersise in the early hours -
we cant seem to locate where he sleeps though.

Youre gonna ask how we know he's there - well his poop is not invisible once he's had one - but that disappears as its good manure for the gardens and people follow him round just to get some so theres no evidence either

 

it's following you now?.....cool. I was wondering why he's been leaving me alone.

He is a perv, and when he....uh....gets excited.....what occurs is not invisible and doesnt wash out for anything..

good luck with that.

 

I can tell he is at the window as I type but I darent look incase its his friend - Mr Invisible mouse or worse "margaret" the 70 foot high kangaroo

 

Is the mouse violent? I have had to employ an invisible 25 cat in the past....I can give you the digits of the guy that hooks up meetings w/da cat.......

 

No as I said before we just want more hampster shit - its good 4 the garden
but the government may b involved and they own a mile long dog the cats no competition

 

yeah, the cat wouldnt distinguish betwen the hampster and the mouse...once unleashed.....

well kill em all and let god sort em out is her motto...

 

damn right but what about the dog - dya know what we can do?

 

the dog is new data.......insuffecient data to address request......

 

the government own a Rottweiller that is one mile in length - 3/4 mile tall and weighs about 2000 tons - he is semi invisible - I saw him last night - dog poo is not good for the garden

 

wow... maybe you should hire an invisible truck driver to turn all of these invisible animals into very visible road kill with his invisible 10 story semi

 

Hahahahhahahahahaha

 

An invisible 20ft duck may scare the hamster away.