Songs about Masturbation

I Heard "She Bop" This morning, and a friend and I got into a conversation about masturbation songs. I went on line, and there were a lot of them. But I don't know a lot of the songs, so I don't know how objective the lists are.

The songs I came up with are:

"She Bop" - Cyndi Lauper
"I'll Jack You Off" - Prince
"Dancin' With Myself" - Billy Idol
"Darling Nikki" - Prince (not about masturbation, but mentions it)
"Autograph" - Def Leppard

I'm sure there are dozens more, but my brain is spent thinking of them. Please add yours, but only if the somg is about masturbation, not sex fantasies.

This should be fun!

 

Don't forget

"I love myself " I forget who sings it through.

Oopps, thats " I touch myself " by Blondie


Bustramp

 

"I touch myself" by The Divinyls

"Turning Japanese" by the Vapors

 

Yes, I was just going to say

"Touch Myself " was also by the Divinyls

Thank you


Bustramp

 

Sugar Walls by Sheena Easton...

 

The stroke-Billy Squier

Praying hands-Devo

 

you being from san francisco i bet you've heard of too short
so have you ever heard blowjob betty
haha good song good song

 

Rattlesnake Shake - Fleetwood Mac
Holding My Own - The darkness

 

Here I go ...On My Own...I think it was done by Green Day

 

And then there's I Touch Myself by The Divinyls

 

Lanky, that is the creepiest fucking cat I have ever seen.

 

I just had to have him!

.......


Spanky Wanky - Alfie Pollitt

 

That's a CAT?!?

 

hell yeah! that's has to be the nr1 masturbationsong!

 

do you mean All by myself? the secret bonustrack on dookie? that's one, forgot about that one

 

Blister in the sun ~ Violent Femmes

Big hands... you know they're the one.

Speaking of Green Day... what about the song, LongView?

 

I'll be sad if it turns out to be Photoshopped

I'm looking in all the pet shops for him!

 

I'm not sure but I think the song "Lather" by the Jefferson Airplane was about masturbation.


Bustramp

 

Every time i see your sig i start thinking of nice wet pussies isnt it just cute XD

 

Pussies with teeth?

Masturbation with bite!