How the Media would cover the Apocalypse

USA Today:
We're Dead

The Wall Street Journal:
Dow Jones Plummets As World Ends

Microsoft Systems Journal:
Apple Loses Market Share

Sports Illustrated:
Game Over

Wired:
The Last New Thing

Rolling Stone:
The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour

Readers Digest: 'Bye

Discover Magazine:
How Will The Extinction Of All Life As We Know It Affect The Way We View The Cosmos?

Tv Guide:
Death And Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!

Lady's Home Journal:
Lose 10 Lbs By Judgment Day With Our New "Armageddon" Diet!

Inc. Magazine:
Ten Ways You Can Profit From The Apocalypse