Closest you've been to getting caught?

I was wondering what the closest everyone here has been to getting caught smoking weed/doing other illegal shit, without actually being busted.

 

i may reply when im not about to pass out, until then, may the fork be with you.

 

For me, it was when two of my friends and I were driving around town smoking a bowl.
My friend sitting in the passenger's seat goes to hit the bowl as a cop is driving by us the other way. After he passed us I look back and the cop is slowing down to turn around. We just booked it back to my friend's house and never saw the cop again.

 

me and 2 friends walking in an alley, all stoned out our faces when out of no where a police dude cuts us off. now i hav about an eight on me, a crusher and friend hadsmall pipe and sheets. so he takes our details- saying there was a fire nearby and we matched the descriptions (3 young boys, in baggy clothing etc) so after he let us go, when we was walking we knew he knew we were stoned, since i started to humn when a friend was trying to remeber his home number, instead telling my mobile- i hummed to get his attention lol. anyway TOO close for comfort

 

the closest I came to getting caught, being pulled over and having the car searched and being arrested twice, both for personals tho and both for a caution.

 

hmmm probly was a time me & a freind were on a peace march together & went into a convienience store & the lady accused us of stealing a gummyfish (they sold for 1 penny each) she made us empty our pockets with a cop watching
my freind tosses a 1/4 oz on the register then grabs it puts it back in his pocket...the lady's like what was that so he throws it at her &? is like there..you happy now..she palmed it & gave it back b4 the cop saw...bujt we were pissed bout being accused of stealing a 1 cent candy so we took up a collection, got like $50 together changed it to pennies & went back & dumped the whole jar of gummyfish on the register then paid in pennies...& we kept tryin to screw up her counting...she was pissed cause we made it take like 20 min...
now i feel kinda guilty cause she coulda let us get busted for the weed but didnt...but it just pissed us off to get accused of such a stupid thing as stealling a penny candy (we were both on like day 7 of a 12 day fast so wouldnt have eatten candy anyway)
it was kinda funny anyway

 

When I was younger, around 14, my buddy and I were waiting in the church parking lot. We were freshly out in the world and completly giddy with everything going on in life (ah, the golden years). Out of nowhere, 3 cop cars pull up, the cops jump out, come over to us fast, and start acting really rough with us. No preliminaries, just making us empty pockets, purses, take of shoes, the whole bit. My friend and I happen not to have anything on us at ALL, except an apple. lol. The cops warn us to get away, pull out of the parking lot, my friend and i look at eachother amazed by the situation just as my other friend pulls up in his car, we buy the eight, and hop on a bus to the beach. Great night.

 

When a few buddies and I were driving around smoking, there was a big accident nearby and we smoked my friends car out. a cop was telling people that they had to turn around and he was giving directions on alternate routes. when my friend rolled down our window i thought we were going to get busted... it smelt real bad.. very close call when you talk to a cop while baked.

 

great idea for a thread by the way

It was my second time smoking, with a buddy of mine in Kelowna. We were sitting at this cul-de-sac right next to a park, loading up a bowl in his home-made (these were the ghetto days) PVC pipe. He's holding the pipe up, ready to take a hit, when headlights start swinging around the cul-de-sac. We both sat totally still, and I noticed that it was a cop car. We were sitting right underneath a street light, in completely open view, two stoned kids gaping at a cop car, one holding a pipe and a lighter... and the cop just went past. It was nuts.

 

theres been a couple times. i've almost been caught by cops on mountain bikes. they scared the crap out of me. i was with my best friend in down town toronto. they came out of now where. i'm so glad i noticed them because weren't in the cop uniform. they just stopped and talked to us for like 5 minutes. they knew someething was up. they asked if we seen any dealing. i liked and said i saw osmething up the street. after they left we booked it the other way. when we walked up a bit we saw a ton of cops. it was crazy.

 

Closest? I guess, um, I've walked right by cops on Main St. smoking a joint before, but they never really say anything. One night, a cop asked what I was smoking, I told him, and he asked how much I had on me ('cause there's a "legal amount" here). I handed him my tin, which was full of weed, a few joints already rolled, and two grams of hash (Summertime... the living's easy). He handed it back and asked me not to smoke on Main St. during the day (it was night) and that was it.
Friends got pulled over (car) because the driver was toking at a red light (we had a pipe). The cop was really cool about it. He told us to "go home, sit in the basement, crank up the Marley and smoke your little hearts out... please, just don't do it while you're driving."
Cops around here are pretty cool, though.

 

once me & 3 of my mates..we were smokeing at the gate of this graveyard*it was like this gate at the end of an alley*when we'r done smokeing & wer just chilling a cop mobile pulls up...the fuckers come rushing with the guns out screaming put ur hands up..one friend of mine hid the shit in his shoe...they questioned us & told us that someone had called the cops saying that theres a car in the alley with 4 boys doing something "suspicious"...but even if they'd caught us we'd have easily bribed our way out

 

Last night me and Metalideth were driving home from a local show, and we bought 2 grams to smoke before we went home, and we stoped at a park to make a bong and grind the weed. A car was approaching, and pulled in while I was making the bong and Metalideth was grinding the weed, we quickly put it just out of sight and Metalideth rolled down the window, the cop asked if there was any probem, and if there was any open alcohol in the vechicle. There wasnt, the cop asked what we were doing, and about 20 minutes earlier the stereo got bumped and the interior lights were out, so we used the excuse that we were trying to get the lights working, thats why we were pulled over. The cop said "okay" and left. it was 12:20AM

Very close call, because the only reason we were making a bong is because Metalideths mini bong was plugged up, if it had have been workign he would have caught us mid toke. =)

 

Once my friends and I were smoking in a graveyard, but that wasn't the point of the visit. We just smoked a bunch and then went around taking pictures of the place in hopes of getting some good pcitures of "spirit orbs" or whatever. We were just getting back into my car, when two cop cars pull in. I'm SURE we would have gotten searched if we hadn't have told them we were ghost hunting right off the bat. We were all really blazed, and it must've been obvious. But my friend pulled out her camera and started showing pictures to one of the cops, while the other took my information. They actually started joking with us, and said it would be cool to have my friend take pics of them pretending to arrest us, as long as we were giving thumb-ups or something so everyone would be able to tell it was fake. They also told us that spirit orbs were really just dust reflections. In the end, there was no cop picture taking... which leads me to think... what if they were really ghosts and we almost got some actual ghost pictures? We were too stoned to tell. They just told us to leave in the end. But I'm glad nothing went wrong, because I had weed and ecstacy in my purse. Close call, but cool story.

~Nova

 

Well I was busted, so I guess I got no stories to write in here.

 

hahaha brilliant story, good thinking on the spot.

 

^^I like your username, it reminds me of me

 

I was driving not only with 1.5 oz's tucked in my dash but a shit load of illegal fireworks in the trunk. I was also stupidly throwing them out of the window while driving down a main rd. There was a cop two cars down behind me. I was pretty shore I was busted they pulled me over. It was the fourth of july. I was stoned off my ass. He asked me if I had anymore I said yea one more and gave it too him. He came back and said open up the trunk. Ohh shit!!! I opened it and his face lit up. I was contemplating on what to do. So then they searched the car. They found my 200,000 volt taser. Shit I was freaking out. They were in hands reach of my stash and then he got out. He found nothing else. I was told either break the taser or go to jail. Quess which one I chose. I got hit with like 800 in fines 800 down in fireworks that set me back 1600 plus the aggrivation. But I still had a shit load of that sticky green shit.